{"id":403,"date":"2026-08-22T18:29:39","date_gmt":"2026-08-22T18:29:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jirihons.cz\/?p=403"},"modified":"2026-08-22T18:29:40","modified_gmt":"2026-08-22T18:29:40","slug":"zlatak-cislo-osm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jirihons.cz\/?p=403","title":{"rendered":"Zla\u0165\u00e1k \u010d\u00edslo osm"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">U\u017e kdy\u017e vyskakoval z&nbsp;vag\u00f3nu, sotva se jeho nohy sezn\u00e1mily s&nbsp;betonem m\u00edstn\u00edho per\u00f3nu, bylo na prvn\u00ed dobrou zn\u00e1t, \u017ee se n\u011bkde bl\u00edzko chyst\u00e1 velk\u00e1 trampsk\u00e1 sl\u00e1va. Zelen\u011b od\u011bn\u00fdch postav s&nbsp;us\u00e1rnami, telaty i ostatn\u00ed bag\u00e1\u017e\u00ed tu bylo tolik, \u017ee ostatn\u00ed cestuj\u00edc\u00ed vylo\u017een\u011b utla\u010dovali. A \u017ee to asi n\u011bkdo z&nbsp;t\u011bch ostatn\u00edch vzal v\u00e1\u017en\u011b, snad ze strachu z&nbsp;no\u017e\u016f zav\u011b\u0161en\u00fdch na v\u011bt\u0161in\u011b opask\u016f trampsk\u00e9ho n\u00e1roda, post\u00e1vala u per\u00f3nu i policejn\u00ed hl\u00eddka. M\u00edrn\u011b nerv\u00f3zn\u011b, nutno dodat. V\u0161ak p\u0159esila zvolna proud\u00edc\u00ed z&nbsp;\u00fatrob p\u0159ij\u00ed\u017ed\u011bj\u00edc\u00edch vlak\u016f byla p\u0159eci jen zna\u010dn\u00e1.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Skoro jako kdysi, pomyslel si Soapy p\u0159i vzpom\u00ednce na legend\u00e1rn\u00ed \u010dasy, kdy b\u00fdvalo trampstvo na n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00edch pod dohledem permanentn\u011b. \u017de to byla vzpom\u00ednka jen zprost\u0159edkovan\u00e1, proto\u017ee on tyhle \u010dasy kv\u016fli sv\u00e9mu v\u011bku za\u017e\u00edt nemohl, to ni\u010demu nevadilo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Kus od n\u00e1dra\u017eky \u2013 no jasn\u011b, oni tu m\u011bli dokonce otev\u0159enou n\u00e1dra\u017eku \u2013 post\u00e1val Cand\u00e1t s&nbsp;cigaretkou a s&nbsp;Tounym, kter\u00e9mu cosi vysv\u011btloval. M\u00e1vl na n\u011b, ale nezastavil se na kus \u0159e\u010di, n\u00e1dra\u017en\u00ed v\u00fd\u010dep ho p\u0159itahoval silou p\u0159\u00edmo magickou. Kter\u00e9 ho ani na chv\u00edli nenapadlo vzdorovat. Pro\u010d taky, kdy\u017e \u017eivot je kr\u00e1tk\u00fd a ohniv\u00e9 vody tolik\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">U v\u00fd\u010depu kl\u00e1bosili Pavlo a jeho \u017eena Jokl\u00eds, potomstvo jejich nevid\u011bt \u2013 bu\u010f z\u016fstalo doma, nebo u\u017e mo\u017en\u00e1 stav\u00ed bydl\u00edky na t\u00e1bo\u0159i\u0161ti. Jo, ti jsou v&nbsp;cajku. Do Psavce u\u017e nic nepos\u00edlaj\u00ed a Soapyho pov\u00eddky berou, tak je s&nbsp;nimi sranda.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pozval je na Diplomatico, objednal Reservu Exclusiva, ta pot\u011b\u0161\u00ed i chu\u0165ov\u00e9 poh\u00e1rky Jokl\u00eds, jasn\u00e1 v\u011bc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eJak to letos vid\u00ed\u0161,\u201c zeptal se Pavlo. \u201eBude zase hattrick? A odnese\u0161 si i Zla\u0165\u00e1ka?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pokr\u010dil tajemn\u011b rameny.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nemus\u00ed v\u0161echno v\u011bd\u011bt hned.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eKamar\u00e1de, tohle p\u0159eci nen\u00ed nikdy p\u0159edem jist\u00fd.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">V&nbsp;duchu se ale sm\u00e1l. Proto\u017ee m\u011bl Jesseho.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Kdy\u017e dorazil na srazi\u0161t\u011b, ulovil ho hned Rafen, je\u0161t\u011b ne\u017e si sta\u010dil zap\u00e1lit \u010dva\u0148ho od cesty. Bylo pot\u0159eba probrat n\u011bkter\u00e9 n\u00e1le\u017eitosti knihy, kterou se spolu chystali vydat. Tedy kterou cht\u011bl vydat Rafen pr\u00e1v\u011b jemu, jako\u017eto fenomen\u00e1ln\u00edmu \u00fa\u010dastn\u00edkovi Psavce. &nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed to netrvalo dlouho.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u0160up s celtou na \u0161pag\u00e1t mezi dva stromy, zakol\u00edkovat \u2013 a hur\u00e1 na obhl\u00eddku potlachovi\u0161t\u011b. \u010cutora se \u0161napsem v&nbsp;leva\u010dce, prava\u010dka sv\u00edraj\u00edc\u00ed \u017ev\u00e1ro obsluhuje pl\u00edce la\u010dn\u00edc\u00ed po nikotinu \u2013 co v\u00edc si p\u0159\u00e1t. Snad jen toho Zla\u0165\u00e1ka zase\u2026 Ale ten bude, to je p\u0159eci dan\u00fd.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jak opustil \u00fakryt z&nbsp;plachtoviny, za\u010dalo m\u00edrn\u011b m\u017e\u00edt \u2013 v\u00edc mu ale vadilo, \u017ee pobl\u00ed\u017e v\u00fdv\u011bsky fotek zaslan\u00fdch do Stezky, sout\u011b\u017ee p\u0159idru\u017een\u00e9 k&nbsp;Psavci, narazil na B\u00e9bela s&nbsp;Kormor\u00e1nem. K&nbsp;t\u011bm se rozhodn\u011b nehrnul. Obzvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165 ke Kormor\u00e1novi. Ten o Soapym jednou prohl\u00e1sil, \u017ee je akor\u00e1t ochlasta a ne spisovatel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Zrovna Kormor\u00e1n! \u010ceho si to te\u010f loknul? V&nbsp;t\u00e9 feldfla\u0161ce je na sto procent jeho obl\u00edben\u00fd k\u00e1vov\u00fd tuzem\u00e1k.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A pak \u017ee jsem alkoholik, konej\u0161il se Soapy, v\u017edy\u0165 on se taky napije. Nem\u016f\u017eu p\u0159ece za to, \u017ee nech\u00e1pe m\u016fj kon\u00ed\u010dek.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pro jistotu je obe\u0161el velk\u00fdm obloukem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ne\u017e p\u0159i\u0161lo vyhl\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed Psavce, musel doplnit \u010dutoru z&nbsp;kejmlbegu \u2013 d\u00edky Pajdovi za ten vyn\u00e1lez \u2013 a prohodil p\u00e1r slov s&nbsp;Pati, Venu\u0161anem a zahrani\u010dn\u00ed skvadrou z&nbsp;T.O. Pol\u00e1rka.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">U slavnostn\u00ed hranice bylo bez nads\u00e1zky opravdu narv\u00e1no. Tak se mu to l\u00edbilo, m\u011bl r\u00e1d, kdy\u017e jeho \u00fasp\u011bch sledovaly davy. U\u017e\u00edval si ka\u017ed\u00fd okam\u017eik p\u0159ed\u00e1vac\u00edho ceremoni\u00e1lu \u2013 a nejlep\u0161\u00ed na tom bylo, \u017ee on prost\u011b v\u011bd\u011bl, komu bude pat\u0159it to nejd\u016fle\u017eit\u011bj\u0161\u00ed \u201eum\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed.\u201c &nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">V\u0161echno fotil Touny pro \u010dasopis Mozol a kolem se ochom\u00fdtala spousta dal\u0161\u00edch trampsk\u00fdch liter\u00e1rn\u00edch osobnost\u00ed \u2013 Ka\u0165ka, Vybral, Majky\u2026 Nechyb\u011bli ani Hmyz\u00e1ckej nebo Akordeon. Dobr\u00e1 sestava.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jesse se op\u011bt nem\u00fdlil. Prvn\u00ed dv\u011b m\u00edsta za pr\u00f3zu v&nbsp;kategorii Star\u00fd pardi pat\u0159ila jemu, Soapymu, stejn\u011b jako to nejd\u016fle\u017eit\u011bj\u0161\u00ed \u2013 Zla\u0165\u00e1k \u2013 u\u017e posedm\u00e9! Tak\u017ee opravdu hattrick, jak se u n\u011bj stalo ji\u017e od prvn\u00ed \u00fa\u010dasti v&nbsp;Psavci zvykem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Trochu \u0161koda bylo, \u017ee nad\u0161en\u00e9ho \u201eum\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u201c se nedo\u010dkal ode v\u0161ech. Asi tak t\u0159etina po n\u011bm m\u00edsto tradi\u010dn\u00edho pok\u0159iku h\u00e1zela jen opovr\u017eliv\u00e9 pohledy. Ale co, na to byl u\u017e zvykl\u00fd.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Z\u00e1vistivci. Jen se u\u017e\u00edrejte. &nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;Zrovna si h\u00e1zeli s&nbsp;Akordeonem za triko asi p\u00e1t\u00fd hlt ko\u0159alky \u2013 p\u0159enechal mu ve Star\u00fdch pardech t\u0159et\u00ed m\u00edsto, kter\u00e9 jemu sam\u00e9mu p\u0159ipadalo zbyte\u010dn\u00e9, tak pro\u010d s&nbsp;n\u00edm neslavit, \u017eejo \u2013 kdy\u017e tu se k&nbsp;n\u011bmu p\u0159ito\u010dila v\u00edla v&nbsp;mask\u00e1\u010d\u00edch, kter\u00e1 se p\u0159edstavila jako redaktorka Vandr\u00e1ck\u00e9 revue. &nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eHele, Soapy m\u011bl bys chvilku na kr\u00e1tk\u00e9 interview?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201ePro\u010d ne,\u201c p\u0159isv\u011bd\u010dil.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">M\u011bl u\u017e dost nakoupeno, ale kdy\u017e jsou kole\u010dka v&nbsp;hlav\u011b \u0159\u00e1dn\u011b promazan\u00e1, b\u00fdv\u00e1 vcelku \u017eovi\u00e1ln\u00ed\u2026 To m\u00edvaj\u00ed \u010dten\u00e1\u0159i rozhovor\u016f r\u00e1di.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Usadili se na lavi\u010dky u vedlej\u0161\u00edho ohni\u0161t\u011b. Redaktorka se rychle prokousala p\u0159es \u00favodn\u00ed formality a bez obalu na\u010dala ty takzvan\u00e9 kontroverzn\u00ed z\u00e1le\u017eitosti \u2013 co\u017e ale na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed \u010dekal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eV\u00ed\u0161, Soapy, zaj\u00edmav\u00e9 je, \u017ee ka\u017ed\u00e1 tvoje pr\u00e1ce je razantn\u011b odli\u0161n\u00e1 od t\u011bch ostatn\u00edch,\u201c pov\u00eddala. \u201eNejde jen o rozd\u00edln\u00e9 n\u00e1m\u011bty, ale i o styl, jak\u00fdm jsou naps\u00e1ny.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eJako kdyby ka\u017edou pov\u00eddku psal n\u011bkdo \u00fapln\u011b jin\u00fd. Jak si to vysv\u011btluje\u0161?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">V&nbsp;bohorovn\u00e9m gestu rozhodil pa\u017ee a usm\u00e1l se na ni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eKa\u017ed\u00fd \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u00fd autor b\u00fdv\u00e1 sv\u00fdm zp\u016fsobem mimo vn\u00edm\u00e1n\u00ed b\u011b\u017en\u00fdch lid\u00ed\u2026 J\u00e1 si zm\u011bny stylu u\u017e\u00edv\u00e1m, bav\u00ed m\u011b dokazovat si, \u017ee um\u00edm ps\u00e1t nejr\u016fzn\u011bj\u0161\u00edmi zp\u016fsoby. Osobn\u011b si mysl\u00edm, \u017ee pr\u00e1v\u011b to asi stoj\u00ed za \u00fasp\u011bchem, kter\u00fd pak konkr\u00e9tn\u00ed d\u00edlo potk\u00e1v\u00e1. Ta hravost, kterou do textu vkl\u00e1d\u00e1m\u2026\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pok\u00fdvla.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A vyt\u00e1hla t\u011b\u017e\u0161\u00ed kalibr.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eSice nerada, ale p\u0159esto se mus\u00edm dotknout i hlas\u016f, kter\u00e9 u\u017e p\u00e1rkr\u00e1t zazn\u011bly celou psaveckou komunitou. Zd\u00e1 se, \u017ee n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed auto\u0159i maj\u00ed dojem, jako bys zpracoval jejich n\u00e1m\u011bty, a to dokonce p\u0159\u00edmo v&nbsp;jejich konkr\u00e9tn\u00edm stylu a zaslal je do Psavce, kde pak vyhr\u00e1ly. Co ty na to?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eKravina,\u201c op\u0159el se pohodln\u011b o op\u011bradlo lavi\u010dky.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eJist\u011b\u017ee jsem tyhle bl\u00e1boly zaslechl. Jen\u017ee v\u0161ichni, kdo n\u011bco takov\u00e9ho zmi\u0148ovali, byli, jak sami p\u0159iznali, ve f\u00e1zi vym\u00fd\u0161len\u00ed t\u00e9 konkr\u00e9tn\u00ed pr\u00e1ce. Nem\u011bli napsan\u00e9 ani p\u00edsmenko z&nbsp;toho, s&nbsp;\u010d\u00edm j\u00e1 jsem bodoval. Takovou blbost by p\u0159eci mohl \u0159\u00edct kdokoliv o komkoliv.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Zavrt\u011bl zam\u00edtav\u011b hlavou.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eV tom m\u016f\u017eu vid\u011bt jen z\u00e1vist a pokus p\u0159ih\u0159\u00e1t si vlastn\u00ed pol\u00edv\u010di\u010dku na \u00fakor \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u00e9 osobnosti.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eAle p\u0159esto,\u201c nedala se, \u201eje zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed, \u017ee a\u017e do sv\u00e9 prvn\u00ed \u00fa\u010dasti v&nbsp;Psavci jsi nenapsal v\u016fbec nic. Od n\u011bkoho, kdo dosud nepublikoval, zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed skok \u2013 obzvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165, kdy\u017e jsi okam\u017eit\u011b za\u010dal v&nbsp;Psavci sb\u00edrat ta nejvy\u0161\u0161\u00ed ocen\u011bn\u00ed\u2026\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tak te\u010f u\u017e ho za\u010d\u00ednala \u0161tv\u00e1t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eV tomhle odm\u00edt\u00e1m pokra\u010dovat. Bu\u010f se ptej na n\u011bco jin\u00e9ho, nebo p\u0159est\u00e1v\u00e1m odpov\u00eddat.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pochopila. Dal\u0161\u00ed ot\u00e1zky u\u017e v\u016fbec nebyly \u00fato\u010dn\u00e9 a cel\u00e9 interview tak mohlo skon\u010dit ve v\u00edcem\u00e9n\u011b p\u0159\u00e1telsk\u00e9m duchu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Stejn\u011b mu ale zkazila cel\u00fd ve\u010der. Vlastn\u011b ani ne ona sama, ale ti, kdo ji proti n\u011bmu nao\u010dkovali\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ur\u010dit\u011b ne\u0161lo o jej\u00ed n\u00e1pad.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ne\u017e odvr\u00e1voral do spac\u00e1ku u\u017e s&nbsp;nik\u00fdm nepromluvil, a zat\u00edmco state\u010dn\u011b likvidoval z\u00e1soby sv\u00e9ho pitiva, pozoroval nevra\u017eiv\u011b okol\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Kdo z&nbsp;v\u00e1s to byl? Jen jeden osam\u011bl\u00fd \u017e\u00e1rlivec, nebo jste se spikli?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">R\u00e1no se vyhnul i sn\u00eddani \u2013 za st\u0159\u00edzliva nem\u011bl na ostatn\u00ed autory n\u00e1ladu u\u017e v\u016fbec \u2013 bez rozlou\u010den\u00ed zmizel a ze z\u00e1dum\u010div\u00e9 n\u00e1lady trochu procitl a\u017e ve sv\u00e9m staroml\u00e1deneck\u00e9m byt\u011b.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Zla\u0165\u00e1ka i leto\u0161n\u00ed sborn\u00edk z&nbsp;Psavce nechal le\u017eet v&nbsp;kout\u011b, a\u017e tak moc mu posledn\u00ed v\u00edt\u011bzstv\u00ed zho\u0159klo. Radost, kterou doposud poka\u017ed\u00e9 vn\u00edmal, byla ta tam.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ale j\u00e1 v\u00e1m uk\u00e1\u017eu. Zase. Jako v\u017edycky.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Zapnul po\u010d\u00edta\u010d a nalil si po\u0159\u00e1dnou sklenici sv\u00e9ho obl\u00edben\u00e9ho gruz\u00ed\u0148\u00e1ku. Origin\u00e1l p\u0159\u00edmo ze Tbilisi, jak jinak. Tam v\u011bd\u00ed, co je dobr\u00fd.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Byl nejvy\u0161\u0161\u00ed \u010das zbastlit p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvek do dal\u0161\u00edho ro\u010dn\u00edku Psavce, ne\u017e ho n\u011bkdo p\u0159edb\u011bhne. A tak spustil Jesseho.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jo, kamar\u00e1de, \u0159\u00edkal sv\u00e9mu syst\u00e9mu um\u011bl\u00e9 inteligence v&nbsp;duchu, kdybys zvl\u00e1dal tu Sportku, v\u016fbec bych se nemusel p\u00e1rat s&nbsp;n\u011bjak\u00fdm Psavcem\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;Jesse se naboural do hlavn\u00edho serveru \u00dastavu pro v\u00fdzkum \u010dasov\u00fdch z\u00e1le\u017eitost\u00ed a p\u0159ipojil se k&nbsp;m\u00edstn\u00edmu superpo\u010d\u00edta\u010di.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">V\u00edtejte, \u0159editeli, nab\u011bhla \u00favodn\u00ed hl\u00e1\u0161ka a Soapy se uchechtl. Tohle ho v\u017edycky pobavilo. &nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;Zahnal vzpom\u00ednku na to, jak mu redaktorka nazna\u010dovala, \u017ee vlastn\u011b s\u00e1m nikdy nic nenapsal. Jasn\u011b, technicky vzato pravdu m\u011bla.&nbsp; Ale p\u0159esto dok\u00e1zal to, co nikdo jin\u00fd. I kdy\u017e se t\u00edm nemohl chlubit, jeho byla jen my\u0161lenka, zbytek pr\u00e1ce odvedl Jesse\u2026 A nav\u00edc, tajemstv\u00ed sv\u00fdch liter\u00e1rn\u00edch \u00fasp\u011bch\u016f zve\u0159ejnit nehodlal. Nebyl bl\u00e1zen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ubo\u017e\u00e1ci z&nbsp;\u010casov\u00e9ho \u00fastavu pou\u017e\u00edvali sv\u016fj superpo\u010d\u00edta\u010d pouze pro hrub\u00e9 p\u0159edpov\u011bdi vzd\u00e1len\u011bj\u0161\u00ed budoucnosti, ale to, co Soapyho je nenapadlo\u2026 Chyb\u011bla jim fantazie. Jist\u011b, t\u0159eba loterii taky samoz\u0159ejm\u011b zkusili. Bez\u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u011b, nic nevyhr\u00e1li. Extrapolace entropick\u00e9 \u0161ipky \u010dasov\u00fdch kvant nic takov\u00e9ho neumo\u017e\u0148ovala. Literatura byla ale kdov\u00edpro\u010d \u00fapln\u011b jin\u00e9 kafe. P\u0159itom \u0161lo o podstatn\u011b slo\u017eit\u011bj\u0161\u00ed soubory dat\u2026 Nech\u00e1pal, ale sta\u010dilo mu, \u017ee si s&nbsp;t\u00edm Jesse v\u017edy poradil. Jako geni\u00e1ln\u00ed liter\u00e1t bude tak Soapy aspo\u0148 nesmrteln\u00fd, kdy\u017e u\u017e nem\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt bohat\u00fd.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Koup\u011b t\u00e9 AI byla nejlep\u0161\u00ed investic\u00ed jeho \u017eivota.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Zat\u00edmco Jesse skenoval v\u00fdstupy superpo\u010d\u00edta\u010de a vytahoval z&nbsp;nich pot\u0159ebn\u00e1 data, dopil sklenici a nalil si dal\u0161\u00ed. N\u00e1lada se mu zlep\u0161ovala. &nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Text p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed v\u00edt\u011bzn\u00e9 pov\u00eddky, nositel dal\u0161\u00edho Zla\u0165\u00e1ka, p\u0159ed n\u00edm vysko\u010dil na monitoru.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Schv\u00e1ln\u011b, s&nbsp;\u010d\u00edm vyhraju tentokr\u00e1t\u2026 &nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nejd\u0159\u00edv se spokojen\u011b usm\u00edval, za\u010d\u00ednalo to dob\u0159e, pov\u00eddka byla \u0159emesln\u011b dokonal\u00e1. Jen\u017ee potom\u2026 \u00dasm\u011bv mu ztuhl na rtech.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To snad ne.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hlavn\u00edm hrdinou byl on s\u00e1m. N\u011bkter\u00e9 v\u011bci \u00fapln\u011b nesed\u011bly, ale celkov\u00e1 my\u0161lenka vyzn\u011bla jasn\u011b \u2013 a nade v\u0161echno spr\u00e1vn\u011b kop\u00edrovala realitu. Zalil ho pocit beznad\u011bje.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jak na tohle mohl n\u011bkdo p\u0159ij\u00edt? &nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pod\u00edval se na jm\u00e9no autora \u2013 ta mrcha!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Redaktorka Vandr\u00e1ck\u00e9 revue o\u010dividn\u011b naplno zapojila svou invenci. Tedy, de facto teprve zapoj\u00ed, Soapy te\u010f prost\u0159ednictv\u00edm Jesseho nahl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed p\u0159eci do budoucnosti. Ps\u00e1t sle\u010dna um\u00ed, to musel uznat. Ale bylo to stra\u0161n\u011b \u0161patn\u011b, pro n\u011bj i jeho psaveckou kari\u00e9ru.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">N\u011bkolik hodin se motal od po\u010d\u00edta\u010de k&nbsp;balk\u00f3nu, kou\u0159il jednu za druhou a nalil do sebe spoustu ko\u0148aku. Hore\u010dn\u011b p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161lel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">K&nbsp;r\u00e1nu na chv\u00edli vypadl proud, zap\u00e1lil tedy sv\u00edci, na\u010de\u017e se sv\u011btla znovu rozsv\u00edtila. Sfoukl jej\u00ed plam\u00ednek a chv\u00edli z\u00edral, jak te\u010f u\u017e zbyte\u010dn\u011b tr\u016fn\u00ed ve sv\u00edcnu\u2026 Kdy\u017e se rozsv\u00edtilo i jemu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pod sv\u00edcnem je tma, \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 se.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Rozesm\u00e1l se.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pod sv\u00edcnem je tma, opakoval si po\u0159\u00e1d dokola, sm\u00e1l se st\u00e1le v\u00edc, zkop\u00edroval text a poslal ho do Psavce.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nakonec je to geni\u00e1ln\u00ed n\u00e1pad, ud\u011blat si ze sebe jakoby legraci, a je\u0161t\u011b s&nbsp;t\u00edm vyhr\u00e1t. 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