{"id":393,"date":"2026-08-22T18:21:30","date_gmt":"2026-08-22T18:21:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jirihons.cz\/?p=393"},"modified":"2026-08-22T18:21:40","modified_gmt":"2026-08-22T18:21:40","slug":"pajdovi-misionari","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jirihons.cz\/?p=393","title":{"rendered":"Pajdovi mision\u00e1\u0159i"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">P\u0159ihodil na ohe\u0148 a nato\u010dil k&nbsp;n\u011bmu dlan\u011b, lehce zk\u0159ehl\u00e9 ve\u010dern\u00edm chladem. Radostn\u011b vn\u00edmal, jak akumuluj\u00ed teplo, stejn\u011b jako zbytek jeho t\u011bla \u2013 tedy alespo\u0148 ta \u010d\u00e1st, kterou byl nato\u010den k&nbsp;vesele tan\u010d\u00edc\u00edm plamen\u016fm. Usedl na kl\u00e1du u ohni\u0161t\u011b a zasn\u011bn\u011b se zahled\u011bl k&nbsp;z\u00e1padu \u2013 v\u00fdrazn\u011b rud\u00fd slune\u010dn\u00ed kotou\u010d zvolna mizel pod obzorem, u\u017e z&nbsp;n\u011bj byla viditeln\u00e1 sotva polovina, a podstatnou \u010d\u00e1st oblohy pokr\u00fdvala intenzivn\u00ed \u010derv\u00e1nkov\u00e1 z\u00e1\u0159e. Vl\u00e1dl klid, ten t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 posv\u00e1tn\u00fd klid, kdy den p\u0159ech\u00e1z\u00ed v&nbsp;noc. Miloval tenhle okam\u017eik a intenzivn\u011b si ho vychutn\u00e1val.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nal\u00e1mal je\u0161t\u011b p\u00e1r klack\u016f, polo\u017eil je pobl\u00ed\u017e ohni\u0161t\u011b a z&nbsp;batohu vylovil \u0161pek\u00e1\u010dky, chleba a n\u016f\u017e. Nem\u011bl n\u00e1ladu na n\u011bjak\u00e9 vyva\u0159ov\u00e1n\u00ed, prost\u011b jen dostal chu\u0165 na n\u011bco \u0161\u0165avnat\u00e9ho, tepl\u00e9ho a von\u00edc\u00edho ohn\u011bm\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ze \u0161pek\u00e1\u010dku pr\u00e1v\u011b odpadla prvn\u00ed kapka mastnoty a za\u0161kv\u00ed\u0159ila v&nbsp;ohni, kdy\u017e ho palubn\u00ed syst\u00e9m z&nbsp;toho kr\u00e1sn\u00e9ho snu neurvale vytrhl. Na pozad\u00ed ve\u010dern\u00edho lesa se zhmotnilo komunika\u010dn\u00ed okno a nal\u00e9hav\u011b zablikalo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>D\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9. Okam\u017eit\u00e1 v\u0161eobecn\u00e1 porada v&nbsp;hlavn\u00ed zasedac\u00ed m\u00edstnosti. D\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9. V\u0161eho hned nechte a zami\u0159te do hlavn\u00ed zasedac\u00ed m\u00edstnosti. D\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A tak po\u0159\u00e1d dokola. I kdyby se o to pokusil, tohle ne\u0161lo ignorovat. A tak, cht\u011b necht\u011b, poslechl.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Zru\u0161il simulaci, s\u0148al ze sp\u00e1nk\u016f cerebr\u00e1ln\u00ed vys\u00edla\u010de a ulo\u017eil je do krabi\u010dky na st\u011bn\u011b k\u00f3je<em>. Co je sakra tak d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9, \u017ee n\u00e1s kv\u016fli tomu t\u00e1hnou do zaseda\u010dky v&nbsp;tuhle hodinu<\/em>, p\u0159em\u00edtal otr\u00e1ven\u011b.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Term\u00edn <em>zasedac\u00ed<\/em> nebyl pro m\u00edstnost, ve kter\u00e9 se\u0161li, zvolen \u00fapln\u011b \u0161\u0165astn\u011b, minim\u00e1ln\u011b ne pro f\u00e1zi voln\u00e9ho letu, ve kter\u00e9 se lo\u010f pr\u00e1v\u011b nach\u00e1zela. Bez tahu mohutn\u00fdch motor\u016f, kdy zrovna nezrychlovali, vl\u00e1dl toti\u017e na v\u0161ech palub\u00e1ch stav bezt\u00ed\u017ee. A tak se tu te\u010f v\u0161ichni vzn\u00e1\u0161eli v&nbsp;nejr\u016fzn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch pozic\u00edch, tak jak jim p\u0159ipadaly jako pohodln\u00e9. &nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vyhledal Tom\u00e1\u0161e, kter\u00e9mu u\u017e od d\u0159evn\u00edch trampsk\u00fdch dob kdy na sebe poprv\u00e9 narazili, nikdo ne\u0159ekl jinak ne\u017e Hamster. V\u0161ak taky k\u0159e\u010dka vzd\u00e1len\u011b p\u0159ipom\u00ednal, obzvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165 pokud jste se zam\u011b\u0159ili na jeho obli\u010dej. \u201eAhoj,\u201c pozdravil ho.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eAhoj Choro\u0161i,\u201c usly\u0161el v&nbsp;\u00fastrety, kdy\u017e si zalamovali palce, jak byli zvykl\u00ed. Nebyla to \u00fapln\u011b lichotiv\u00e1 p\u0159ezd\u00edvka, ale u\u017e mu d\u00e1vno nevadila. Vzhledem ke sv\u00e9mu v\u011bku musel sebekriticky uznat, \u017ee trefn\u00e1 rozhodn\u011b je. Bohu\u017eel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Velitel ladn\u011b p\u0159iplul hlavn\u00edmi dve\u0159mi spolu se sv\u00fdm z\u00e1stupcem a p\u0159ed\u00e1kem <em>Spole\u010dnosti<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eDobr\u00fd podve\u010der v\u0161em,\u201c pozdravil. Odpov\u011bd\u00ed mu bylo v\u00edcem\u00e9n\u011b sp\u00ed\u0161 nevrl\u00e9 zamru\u010den\u00ed. M\u00e1lokoho rajcovalo povinn\u00e9 setk\u00e1n\u00ed ve chv\u00edli, kdy se, ka\u017ed\u00fd po sv\u00e9m, pokou\u0161eli relaxovat po \u0161icht\u011b. Pozitivn\u011bji zn\u011bly jen hlasy t\u011bch, kdo byli vytr\u017eeni z&nbsp;rutiny a mohli opustit sv\u00e1 stanovi\u0161t\u011b na no\u010dn\u00edch slu\u017eb\u00e1ch. Logicky.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eNebudu chodit kolem hork\u00e9 ka\u0161e, nechci v\u00e1s zdr\u017eovat,\u201c pokra\u010doval velitel. \u201ePr\u00e1v\u011b jsme obdr\u017eeli zpr\u00e1vu od veden\u00ed <em>Spole\u010dnosti<\/em>. Je to vlastn\u011b n\u00e1vrh \u2013 a jestli ho p\u0159ijmeme, z\u00e1le\u017e\u00ed jen na v\u00e1s. Jak v\u00edte, vezeme z\u00e1soby a technick\u00e9 vybaven\u00ed pro planetu <em>Kepler-186f<\/em>, zvanou lidov\u011b <em>Pra\u0161ivka<\/em>. Dostali jsme ale nab\u00eddku na zm\u011bnu kurzu. Ten sam\u00fd n\u00e1klad by se, moment\u00e1ln\u011b urgentn\u011b, hodil \u0161estn\u00e1ct set \u010dty\u0159icet dev\u00edtce c\u00e9\u010dku. S&nbsp;<em>Pra\u0161ivkou<\/em> u\u017e jsme o tom mluvili \u2013 a ur\u010dit\u011b tam vydr\u017e\u00ed dal\u0161\u00edch osmn\u00e1ct m\u011bs\u00edc\u016f, ne\u017e doraz\u00ed n\u00e1hradn\u00ed z\u00e1sobovac\u00ed lo\u010f. Pro n\u00e1s by to znamenalo o rok del\u0161\u00ed cestu, kdy\u017e zm\u011bn\u00edme trasu. Tak\u017ee pro ka\u017ed\u00e9ho \u010dty\u0159i turnusy mimo kryosp\u00e1nek nav\u00edc. Ale s&nbsp;nav\u00fd\u0161en\u00edm honor\u00e1\u0159e o p\u011btasedmdes\u00e1ti procentn\u00ed bonus. Rozhodnut\u00ed jsme se rozhodli nechat jen na v\u00e1s \u2013 ale je t\u0159eba ho odhlasovat rychle. Vlastn\u011b hned te\u010f.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tom\u00e1\u0161 a Pepa \u2013 tedy mo\u017en\u00e1 l\u00e9pe Hamster a Choro\u0161 \u2013 na sebe bezradn\u011b pohl\u00e9dli. Jejich \u017eivotn\u00ed sen se pr\u00e1v\u011b za\u010d\u00ednal hroutit. Pro v\u0161echny z&nbsp;pos\u00e1dky se jednalo o v\u00fdhodnou nab\u00eddku. Byli to profesion\u00e1ln\u00ed mezihv\u011bzdn\u00ed n\u00e1mo\u0159n\u00edci, pro kter\u00e9 trocha \u010dasu str\u00e1ven\u00e9ho na lodi nav\u00edc neznamenala z\u00e1va\u017en\u011bj\u0161\u00ed probl\u00e9m. Stejn\u011b tu de facto \u017eili. Zast\u00e1vky na obydlen\u00fdch sv\u011btech neb\u00fdvaly dlouh\u00e9. A krom\u011b toho, <em>Kepler-1649c<\/em> se v\u00edcem\u00e9n\u011b ofici\u00e1ln\u011b p\u0159ezd\u00edvalo <em>Star Vegas<\/em>. Nebylo lep\u0161\u00ed m\u00edsto, kde bezprizorn\u011b utratit vyd\u011blan\u00e9 pen\u00edze. A\u0165 u\u017e v&nbsp;m\u00edstn\u00edch hyper velkoobchodn\u00edch duty free shopech, nebo v&nbsp;z\u00e1bavn\u00edch rezortech na hranic\u00edch denn\u00ed a no\u010dn\u00ed strany planety. S&nbsp;bonusem v&nbsp;kapse k&nbsp;tomu\u2026 Ne, to nebylo dob\u0159e.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eTak\u017ee ruce nahoru kdo je pro\u2026 Kdo proti\u2026 M\u00e1me jasno. P\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed zast\u00e1vka <em>Star Vegas<\/em>.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hamster p\u0159iplul p\u0159es m\u00edstnost k&nbsp;veliteli. \u201eA co my dva? M\u00e1me na <em>Pra\u0161ivce<\/em> pracovn\u00ed kontrakt. Mus\u00edme se tam dostat. Za to jsme v\u00e1m zaplatili.\u201c Popravd\u011b, o pr\u00e1ci zase tak moc ne\u0161lo. Ale to nem\u011blo smysl rozeb\u00edrat, krom\u011b n\u011bj a Choro\u0161e by jejich hlavn\u00ed motivaci nikdo na lodi nepochopil.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Velitel pok\u00fdvl. \u201eJasn\u011b, v\u00edm o v\u00e1s. Na\u0161i jedin\u00ed dva cestuj\u00edc\u00ed\u2026 Je mi to l\u00edto. Ale dostanete kompenzaci. Tohle kryje cestovn\u00ed pojistka, bude v\u00e1m vyplacena \u010d\u00e1stka ve v\u00fd\u0161i dvojn\u00e1sobku ceny letenky. Nav\u00edc v\u00e1m vyplat\u00edme stejn\u00fd bonus jako pos\u00e1dce, a to nen\u00ed v\u016fbec m\u00e1lo. Cestu do <em>Vegas<\/em> m\u00e1te od <em>Spole\u010dnosti<\/em> gr\u00e1tis. Nebojte, bude se v\u00e1m tam l\u00edbit.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eAle\u2026 V\u017edy\u0165 jsme tak bl\u00edzko!\u201c nam\u00edtl Hamster. \u201eP\u00e1r t\u00fddn\u016f cesty\u2026\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eRozhodnut\u00ed padlo,\u201c prohl\u00e1sil s&nbsp;kamennou tv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed velitel. A s&nbsp;t\u00edm je opustil.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Xxx<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eJe to v&nbsp;h\u00e1ji,\u201c prohl\u00e1sil Hamster otr\u00e1ven\u011b.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">M\u011bl pravdu. <em>Pra\u0161ivka<\/em> nebyla na \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 pravideln\u00e9 trase. Z&nbsp;velk\u00e9 \u010d\u00e1sti zalesn\u011bn\u00e1 planeta bez pr\u016fmyslov\u011b vyu\u017eiteln\u00fdch lo\u017eisek kov\u016f nebo nerost\u016f nikoho moc nezaj\u00edmala. Nem\u011bla nekone\u010dn\u00e9 slunn\u00e9 pl\u00e1\u017ee a dokonal\u00e9 svahy pro ly\u017eov\u00e1n\u00ed, nehostila futuristick\u00e1 wellness centra, tak jako jin\u00e9 sv\u011bty, kter\u00e9 se lidem hned po n\u00e1hodn\u00e9m objevu mezihv\u011bzdn\u00e9ho pohonu dostaly na dosah. A ani pen\u00edze se tu vyd\u011blat nedaly. Jedin\u00e9, co o n\u00ed vlastn\u011b lid\u00e9 v\u011bt\u0161inou v\u011bd\u011bli, bylo \u017ee tam hojn\u011b rostou houby. Houby vzhledov\u011b podobn\u00e9 pozemsk\u00fdm, ale n\u011bkdy a\u017e neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u011b rozm\u011brn\u00e9. Koho by ale zaj\u00edmaly houby, nebo oby\u010dejn\u00e9 lesy\u2026 Kde nech\u0159estily pen\u00edze, nebyli ani lid\u00e9. Pro naprostou v\u011bt\u0161inu populace byla <em>Pra\u0161ivka<\/em> posledn\u00ed m\u00edsto ve vesm\u00edru, kam by je napadlo let\u011bt. Tedy hned po zpusto\u0161en\u00e9, neobyvateln\u00e9 Zemi, samoz\u0159ejm\u011b.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eJakmile vystoup\u00edme ve <em>Vegas<\/em>, m\u016f\u017ee trvat tak t\u0159i roky, ale klidn\u011b i t\u0159eba p\u011bt let, ne\u017e n\u011bjak\u00e1 lo\u010f polet\u00ed kam pot\u0159ebujeme. A to u\u017e d\u00e1vno propadnou na\u0161e pracovn\u00ed smlouvy a <em>Pra\u0161ivka<\/em> nezam\u011bstnan\u00e9 migranty nep\u0159ij\u00edm\u00e1\u2026\u201c, zopakoval Choro\u0161 to, co oba v\u011bd\u011bli moc dob\u0159e.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eParadox je, \u017ee se dostaneme do <em>Star Vegas<\/em>, kde se sna\u017e\u00ed uchytit kde kdo\u2026 Jak tomu \u0159\u00edkaj\u00ed<em>? Nov\u00e9 centrum hv\u011bzdn\u00e9 lidsk\u00e9 civilizace?<\/em> V\u017edy\u0165 jen letenka tam stoj\u00ed majlant. Kdo chce hodn\u011b vyd\u011bl\u00e1vat, \u017eije pr\u00e1v\u011b ve <em>Vegas<\/em>\u2026\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;\u201eJo, jasn\u011b,\u201c usm\u00e1l se smutn\u011b Hamster. \u201eVlastn\u011b je to pro n\u00e1s \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed a \u017eivotn\u00ed \u0161ance. I kdy\u017e necht\u011bn\u00e1.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eBlbost,\u201c popl\u00e1cal ho Choro\u0161 po rameni a Hamster k\u00fdvl. \u201eV\u0161ak j\u00e1 v\u00edm.\u201c <em>Vegas<\/em> je nel\u00e1kalo. Oni nepat\u0159ili do monstr\u00f3zn\u00edho m\u011bsta. I kdy\u017e pln\u00e9ho luxusu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Xxx<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Choro\u0161 nejd\u0159\u00edv nemohl usnout a kdy\u017e se mu to kone\u010dn\u011b povedlo, upadl do neklidn\u00fdch sn\u016f. Byl znovu na sv\u00e9m posledn\u00edm vandru, spolu s&nbsp;Hamsterem proch\u00e1zeli skaln\u00edm m\u011bstem a litovali beznad\u011bjn\u011b odum\u00edraj\u00edc\u00ed lesy. Lid\u00e9 se nau\u010dili l\u00e9tat ke hv\u011bzd\u00e1m, ale vlastn\u00ed planetu p\u0159ed zhroucen\u00edm ekosyst\u00e9mu zachr\u00e1nit neum\u011bli. Vlastn\u011b ani necht\u011bli \u2013 dot\u011b\u017eili co se dalo a rozutekli se do nov\u00fdch, \u010derstv\u00fdch sv\u011bt\u016f. I oni dva budou muset Zemi brzy opustit. Tenhle vandr byl rozlou\u010den\u00edm s&nbsp;m\u00edsty, kter\u00e1 m\u011bli r\u00e1di.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Rozpr\u0161elo se a cel\u00fd kraj zahalila opona kysel\u00e9ho, radioaktivn\u00edho de\u0161t\u011b. Naposledy se nat\u00e1hl, aby pohladil za\u017eloutl\u00e9 kaprad\u00ed, ale to mu uklouzlo\u2026 S\u00e1hl po n\u011bm znovu\u2026 A dr\u017eel v&nbsp;prstech \u017eivou, zelenou rostlinu. Zmaten\u011b se rozhl\u00e9dl \u2013 byl jinde. D\u00e9\u0161\u0165 tu nezra\u0148oval. Les von\u011bl, byl pln\u00fd zelen\u011b. Sem tam j\u00edm prosv\u00edtaly trsy r\u016fznobarevn\u00fdch hub. Tohle byla jin\u00e1 planeta. <em>Pra\u0161ivka<\/em>. Po hororu um\u00edraj\u00edc\u00ed Zem\u011b \u017eiv\u00fd, zdrav\u00fd les. Uleh\u010den\u011b si vydechl. Jen\u017ee pak les vyst\u0159\u00eddala d\u017eungle skla, kovu a betonu. Hluk a sv\u011btla. Davy lid\u00ed v&nbsp;ulic\u00edch <em>Star Vegas<\/em>\u2026 \u0160kubl sebou a probudil se. Ale je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159edt\u00edm, mezi snem a pln\u00fdm v\u011bdom\u00edm, ho n\u011bco napadlo. U\u017e ne\u0161el znovu sp\u00e1t. Otev\u0159el rozhran\u00ed palubn\u00edho po\u010d\u00edta\u010de a str\u00e1vil s&nbsp;n\u00edm \u010das a\u017e do dopoledne.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Xxx<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eN\u011bco m\u011b napadlo,\u201c \u0159ekl Hamsterovi m\u00edsto pozdravu, jakmile se se\u0161li. Ale ten ho necht\u011bl nechat mluvit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eM\u011b taky,\u201c sko\u010dil mu do \u0159e\u010di. \u201eA mus\u00edm ti to hned \u0159\u00edct. Celou noc jsem p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161lel a m\u00e1m pl\u00e1n.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eM\u00e1 to n\u011bco spole\u010dn\u00e9ho se z\u00e1chrann\u00fdm \u010dlunem?\u201c dotkl se Choro\u0161 sv\u00e9ho vlastn\u00edho n\u00e1padu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hamster se zarazil. \u201eJak to m\u016f\u017ee\u0161 v\u011bd\u011bt?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eAsi n\u00e1s napadlo to sam\u00e9. A oba jsme bl\u00e1zni.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Xxx<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eVy dva nejste bl\u00e1zni. Jste \u00fapln\u011b tot\u00e1ln\u00ed mago\u0159i,\u201c prohl\u00e1sil aj\u0165\u00e1k, kter\u00e9ho si vybrali.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eV\u011bd\u011bl jsem, \u017ee to nezvl\u00e1dne,\u201c u\u0161kl\u00edbl se Hamster. \u201eNajdeme si n\u011bkoho jin\u00fdho. \u0160ikovn\u011bj\u0161\u00edho.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Aj\u0165\u00e1ka ta slova p\u0159\u00edmo nakopla.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eAni n\u00e1pad, \u017ee bych to neum\u011bl,\u201c zahul\u00e1kal ura\u017een\u011b. \u201eAle dok\u00e1\u017eete si p\u0159edstavit, co z&nbsp;toho m\u016f\u017eu m\u00edt za pr\u016fser? V\u016fbec nem\u00e1te pon\u011bt\u00ed, kolik takovej z\u00e1chrannej \u010dlun stoj\u00ed.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eNa\u0161e \u00faspory taky nejsou m\u00e1lo pen\u011bz,\u201c p\u0159ipomn\u011bl mu Choro\u0161. \u201eA budou tvoje. Sta\u010d\u00ed za\u0159\u00eddit tu malou nehodu. V\u0161ak to dok\u00e1\u017ee\u0161 navl\u00e9knout tak, abys byl z obliga.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eJak u\u017e jsme si \u0159\u00edkali \u2013 podle lodn\u00edho \u0159\u00e1du m\u00e1me jako plat\u00edc\u00ed cestuj\u00edc\u00ed pr\u00e1vo na exkurzi skoro kamkoliv. Jasn\u011b, t\u0159eba k&nbsp;reaktoru nem\u016f\u017eeme, ale z\u00e1chrann\u00fd \u010dlun je v&nbsp;pohod\u011b. Exkurzi n\u00e1m m\u016f\u017ee ud\u011blat ka\u017ed\u00fd \u010dlen pos\u00e1dky. Kdy\u017e dojde k&nbsp;nehod\u011b a z\u00e1chrann\u00fd \u010dlun kv\u016fli poru\u0161e odpalovac\u00edho za\u0159\u00edzen\u00ed i s&nbsp;n\u00e1mi samovoln\u011b odstartuje, nebude to tvoje vina. A bude\u0161 si pak moct koupit spoustu v\u011bc\u00ed. Tak co?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To aj\u0165\u00e1ka vedlo ke kr\u00e1tk\u00e9mu zamy\u0161len\u00ed. \u201eNa nouzov\u00e9m kan\u00e1lu se budete muset spojit s&nbsp;lod\u00ed a potvrdit moji verzi, abych z&nbsp;toho byl stoprocentn\u011b venku. Taky je budete muset ujistit, \u017ee jste v&nbsp;po\u0159\u00e1dku a nevad\u00ed v\u00e1m, \u017ee v\u00e1s \u010dlun automaticky doprav\u00ed k&nbsp;nejbli\u017e\u0161\u00edmu obyvateln\u00e9mu sv\u011btu. \u017de nemaj\u00ed d\u016fvod podnikat z\u00e1chrannou akci.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Choro\u0161 k\u00fdvl. \u201eV pohod\u011b. S&nbsp;t\u00edm nem\u00e1me probl\u00e9m. <em>Spole\u010dnost<\/em> vyd\u011bl\u00e1 dost i p\u0159i ztr\u00e1t\u011b \u010dlunu, beztak je ur\u010dit\u011b poji\u0161t\u011bn\u00e1. &nbsp;Tak\u017ee kdy\u017e nebude muset, rad\u0161i nezm\u011bn\u00ed kurz. Obchodn\u00ed smlouva je svat\u00e1, zpo\u017ed\u011bn\u00ed by st\u00e1lo pen\u00edze\u2026 Nechaj\u00ed n\u00e1s b\u00fdt. \u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eUv\u011bdomujete si, \u017ee k&nbsp;t\u00fd va\u0161\u00ed <em>Pra\u0161ivce<\/em> polet\u00edte skoro rok?\u201c zavrt\u011bl aj\u0165\u00e1k hlavou. \u201eJakmile opust\u00edte warpovou bublinu lodi, zpomal\u00edte. A odveze v\u00e1s to n\u011bkam do \u0161pinav\u00fdho pralesa, nav\u00edc oba \u00fapln\u011b \u0161vorc\u2026\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eMy tam prost\u011b mus\u00edme,\u201c odpov\u011bd\u011bl mu Hamster. \u201eTak to je. Jsou d\u016fle\u017eit\u011bj\u0161\u00ed v\u011bci ne\u017e pen\u00edze.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Aj\u0165\u00e1ka to o\u010dividn\u011b pobavilo. \u201eAha,\u201c vyprskl sm\u00edchy. A pak si s&nbsp;nimi pl\u00e1cl.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Xxx<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Slunce mizelo za obzorem a z&nbsp;lesa se vykr\u00e1dal lezav\u00fd chlad. Zimom\u0159iv\u011b si p\u0159it\u00e1hl l\u00edmec ke krku a p\u0159ihodil na ohe\u0148. Pak nap\u00edchl na zaost\u0159en\u00fd prut dva \u0161pek\u00e1\u010dky. Jeden pro n\u011bj a jeden pro Hamstera, kter\u00fd p\u0159ed chv\u00edl\u00ed seb\u011bhl k&nbsp;potoku pro vodu. Rozhl\u00e9dl se p\u0159es m\u00edrn\u011b zvln\u011bnou, lesnatou krajinu, narudle oza\u0159ovanou posledn\u00edmi \u0161ikm\u00fdmi paprsky. Bylo mu fajn.&nbsp; Proto\u017ee tohle nebyla simulace. Tady se \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 komunika\u010dn\u00ed okno neobjev\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jejich p\u0159ist\u00e1n\u00ed bylo sp\u00ed\u0161e hav\u00e1ri\u00ed, ale jinak v\u0161e vy\u0161lo podle pl\u00e1nu. Ten rok, co str\u00e1vili v&nbsp;z\u00e1chrann\u00e9m \u010dlunu, si nakonec ani moc ne\u0161li na nervy \u2013 jak na sebe byli zvykl\u00ed z&nbsp;vandr\u016f, dok\u00e1zali spolu vych\u00e1zet i v&nbsp;kriz\u00edch. Z\u00edtra doraz\u00ed do nejbli\u017e\u0161\u00ed obydlen\u00e9 osady a nahl\u00e1s\u00ed se k&nbsp;pobytu. Budou z&nbsp;nich pr\u016fvodci v\u011bdeck\u00fdch skupin, kte\u0159\u00ed zabezpe\u010duj\u00ed pobyt v&nbsp;divo\u010din\u011b. Ostatn\u00edmi p\u0159ehl\u00ed\u017een\u00e1, neatraktivn\u00ed pr\u00e1ce\u2026 Pro n\u011b p\u0159itom \u00fapln\u011b ide\u00e1ln\u00ed. Vlastn\u011b jeden velik\u00fd vandr. V&nbsp;\u010dist\u00e9, neporu\u0161en\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edrod\u011b, nav\u00edc s&nbsp;minimem lid\u00ed kolem\u2026 M\u011bli pro sebe celou nedot\u010denou planetu, plnou les\u016f.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nas\u00e1l v\u016fni pekouc\u00edch se uzenek, sm\u00ed\u0161enou s&nbsp;kou\u0159em jejich oh\u00fdnku. \u010cert vem cel\u00fd okoln\u00ed lidsk\u00fd sv\u011bt, zalo\u017een\u00fd jen na zisku. Te\u010f u\u017e do n\u011bj nepat\u0159\u00ed. Utekli z&nbsp;pekla konzumu a nemus\u00ed se vracet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Kdy\u017e Hamster p\u0159inesl vodu, zakousli se do \u0161pek\u00e1\u010dk\u016f a nad hlavou jim na potemn\u011bl\u00e9 obloze zapl\u00e1la nezn\u00e1m\u00e1 souhv\u011bzd\u00ed. Ml\u010dky jedli a prohl\u00ed\u017eeli si je \u2013 posledn\u00ed dva trampov\u00e9 star\u00e9ho sv\u011bta. A sou\u010dasn\u011b prvn\u00ed dva sv\u011bta nov\u00e9ho.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>P\u0159ihodil na ohe\u0148 a nato\u010dil k&nbsp;n\u011bmu dlan\u011b, lehce zk\u0159ehl\u00e9 ve\u010dern\u00edm chladem. Radostn\u011b vn\u00edmal, jak akumuluj\u00ed teplo, stejn\u011b jako zbytek jeho t\u011bla \u2013 tedy alespo\u0148 ta \u010d\u00e1st, kterou byl nato\u010den k&nbsp;vesele tan\u010d\u00edc\u00edm plamen\u016fm. 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