Ten den Betl\u00e9msk\u00e9 sk\u00e1ly slavnostn\u011b ztichly, prosty jindy neodbytn\u00fdch turist\u016f a autd\u016fr\u00e1k\u016f. Hlavn\u011b k ve\u010deru.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
On to byl toti\u017e \u0160t\u011bdr\u00fd ve\u010der.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
K radosti party, zah\u0159\u00edvan\u00e9 skromn\u00fdm ohn\u00ed\u010dkem \u2013 v\u0161ak d\u0159evem nutno \u0161et\u0159it, kdy\u017e kol kolem najde\u0161 jen to provlhl\u00e9, kter\u00e9 t\u0159eba nejd\u0159\u00edv u n\u011bj usu\u0161it \u2013 padl \u010derstv\u00fd sn\u00edh. Skoro z\u00e1zrak. Kolik let to u\u017e o V\u00e1noc\u00edch nepamatovali? T\u011b\u017eko \u0159\u00edct.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
K m\u00edrn\u00e9 nelibosti padla i mlha, jej\u00ed\u017e z\u00e1voj \u0161edav\u00fdm kab\u00e1tcem pokryl krajinu rokl\u00ed a p\u00edskovcov\u00fdch v\u011b\u017e\u00ed a zakryl v\u00fdhled na jisk\u0159ivou konstelaci Orionu. \u0160koda.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Drobn\u00e1 sou\u0161ka \u2013 ne, \u017eiv\u00fd stromek kv\u016fli kratochv\u00edli lidsk\u00fdch sv\u00e1tk\u016f ni\u010dit net\u0159eba \u2013 v\u0161ak pod klenbou p\u0159evisu viditeln\u00e1 je. Fe\u0161\u00e1ck\u00e1 jako nikdy v dob\u011b sv\u00e9ho vegeta\u010dn\u00edho rozpuku, jabl\u00ed\u010dka, o\u0159echy, slam\u011bn\u00e9 ale i bl\u00fdskav\u00e9 modern\u00ed ozd\u016fbky, sem tam leskl\u00fd \u0159et\u011bz, ba i p\u00e1r sv\u00ed\u010di\u010dek se najde.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
V\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed strome\u010dek\u2026 A d\u00e1rky pod n\u00edm, poklidn\u011b vy\u010dk\u00e1vaj\u00edc\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Zvolna namrzaj\u00edc\u00edm ml\u017en\u00fdm p\u0159elivem se jen s n\u00e1mahou prob\u00edj\u00ed trojice hlas\u016f.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eTak j\u00e1 sem po ve\u010de\u0159i. Ten sal\u00e1t byl ale v\u00fdbornej,\u201c prav\u00ed prvn\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eKapr snad ne?\u201c zazn\u00ed v druh\u00e9m trochu zklam\u00e1n\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eMn\u011b teda chutnal,\u201c uklid\u0148uje t\u0159et\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eVoboj\u00ed bylo epesn\u00ed,\u201c vzd\u00e1v\u00e1 \u0161t\u011bdrove\u010dern\u00ed krmi hold Bob, majitel prvn\u00edho hlasu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eKdybyste v\u011bd\u011bli, jak jsem si dal z\u00e1le\u017eet\u2026\u201c J\u00e1sav\u00fd cinkot p\u0159etrhne monolog Peteho, aka hlasu \u010d\u00edslo dv\u011b, vedv\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eByl tu Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161ek!\u201c raduje se Bady, posledn\u00ed \u010d\u00e1st trojl\u00edstku, uschov\u00e1vaje drobn\u00fd zvonek. \u201eRozd\u00e1me si d\u00e1rky.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pochvaln\u00e9 citoslovce pluj\u00ed skrze z\u00e1\u0159i ohn\u011b do tmy; \u010dutoru, klobouk i \u017eebradlo nov\u00ed majitel\u00e9 v\u00edtaj\u00ed s povd\u011bkem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eZvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed, \u017ee zrovna u n\u00e1s pat\u0159\u00ed d\u00e1rk\u016fm ve\u010der \u010dty\u0159iadvac\u00e1t\u00e9ho,\u201c uj\u00edm\u00e1 se slova Pete.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eSpr\u00e1vn\u011b by to m\u011blo b\u00fdt p\u011btadvac\u00e1t\u00e9ho, ten je obecn\u011b uzn\u00e1van\u00fd jako den Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161kova narozen\u00ed.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eAha, tak proto si n\u011bkde d\u00e1rky rozbaluj\u00ed a\u017e r\u00e1no po \u0160t\u011bdr\u00e9m ve\u010deru,\u201c chyt\u00e1 se jeho v\u00fdroku Bady.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eNo jist\u011b,\u201c zn\u00ed odpov\u011b\u010f. \u201eA m\u00e1 to svoji logiku. Jak by mohl Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161ek p\u0159ij\u00edt p\u0159ed sv\u00fdmi narozeninami? Ber to tak, \u017ee se vlastn\u011b narod\u00ed a\u017e z\u00edtra. U n\u00e1s p\u0159edb\u00edh\u00e1me ud\u00e1lostem.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eNav\u00edc je kravina, \u017ee bys dostal \u0148\u00e1kej prezent vod novorozen\u011bte,\u201c usad\u00ed ty dva Bob, materialista par excellence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eNeka\u017e n\u00e1m to,\u201c up\u00edr\u00e1 na n\u011bj Pete sv\u00e9 prosebn\u00e9 zraky. \u201eJsou V\u00e1noce. \u0160t\u011bdr\u00fd ve\u010der, kter\u00fd p\u0159ech\u00e1z\u00ed do svat\u00e9 noci\u2026 \u010cas, kdy se pln\u00ed p\u0159\u00e1n\u00ed.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eJo, to by bylo fajn, kdyby todle fungovalo,\u201c d\u00ed trpce Bob. \u201eM\u011bl bych takov\u00fd p\u0159\u00e1n\u00ed kter\u00fd\u2026 No asi se mi t\u011b\u017eko n\u011bkdy spln\u00ed.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rychle si uv\u011bdom\u00ed, jak nevd\u011b\u010dn\u011b to v tu chv\u00edli m\u016f\u017ee vypadat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eNe, jako to somradlo je fakt super, d\u00edky moc\u2026\u201c P\u00e1r okam\u017eik\u016f hled\u00e1 vhodn\u00e9 osloven\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201e\u2026Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161ku, vo tom teda \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1\u2026. Jen m\u00e1m takovou vysn\u011bnou v\u011bc, kterou ne a ne sehnat\u2026 Nebo aspo\u0148 za n\u011bjak\u00fd rozumn\u00fd love.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Punk!<\/em> P\u0159eru\u0161\u00ed prchav\u00fd okam\u017eik zamy\u0161len\u00ed korkov\u00e1 z\u00e1tka, opou\u0161t\u011bj\u00edc\u00ed hrdlo lahve. Bady labu\u017enicky up\u00edj\u00ed a butylka m\u00ed\u0159\u00ed rovnou za Bobem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eJen pov\u00eddej, parde. Poslouch\u00e1me.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n Bob znalecky ko\u0161tuje, hodnot\u00ed v\u0161emi smysly a pak \u2013 prost\u011b to nejde, nem\u016f\u017ee si pomoct \u2013 si zavd\u00e1v\u00e1 je\u0161t\u011b jednou. Po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b, taky je to kus chlapa p\u0159eci.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eKdy\u017e j\u00e1 bych stra\u0161n\u011b r\u00e1d sehnal ten n\u011bmeckej kab\u00e1t z druh\u00fd sv\u011btov\u00fd\u2026 Palm\u00e1k. Ale vopravdickej. \u017d\u00e1dnou kopii, \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd repro\u2026 Prost\u011b origin\u00e1l. Dokonalej mask\u00e1\u010d. A \u00fa\u017easnej i zbl\u00edzka.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eMysl\u00ed\u0161 Palmenmuster?\u201c pt\u00e1 se Bady, s\u00e1m nad\u0161enec do v\u00e1le\u010dn\u00e9 historie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201e\u00dapln\u011b spr\u00e1vn\u011b to je Palmen-Tarnmuster,\u201c k\u00fdvne Bob. \u201eMaskovac\u00ed vzor tvo\u0159enej jakoby mr\u0148avejma palmi\u010dkama, kdy\u017e se na n\u011b d\u00edv\u00e1\u0161 seshora, na jejich koruny\u2026 A vopakuje se ten vzor dycky \u0148\u00e1k po pades\u00e1ti cen\u0165\u00e1k\u00e1ch, tak ho pozn\u00e1\u0161\u2026 \u00da\u017easnej, kr\u00e1snej, dokonalej mask\u00e1\u010d.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n Mal\u00e1 odmlka, tak akor\u00e1t na dal\u0161\u00ed hlt, ne\u017e po\u0161le lahev s m\u00edrn\u00fdm \u2013 k jeho cti nutno \u0159\u00edci, \u017ee opravdu hodn\u011b m\u00edrn\u00fdm \u2013 zav\u00e1h\u00e1n\u00edm za Petem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eOrigin\u00e1l je nek\u0159es\u0165ansky drahej, nav\u00edc skoro dycky v mizern\u00fdm stavu. A ty repro verze\u2026 Nikdy to nen\u00ed vono, bu\u010f blb\u00e1 l\u00e1tka, nebo vzorek. Prost\u011b poka\u017ed\u00fd \u0161patn\u011b. Tak\u017ee asi nere\u00e1lnej sen, j\u00e1 vim.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n U\u0161lechtil\u00fd mok pozved\u00e1 n\u00e1ladu, konverzace se rozj\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed, na\u010de\u017e je k radosti v\u0161ech t\u0159\u00ed otev\u0159ena dal\u0161\u00ed lahev.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eA\u0165 si lidi \u0159\u00edka\u2026 \u0159\u00edkaj\u00ed co cht\u011bj\u00ed, tak r\u2026 rum je nejlep\u0161\u00ed p\u0159\u00edtel \u010dlov\u011bka,\u201c drmol\u00ed u\u017e trochu Pete chvilku p\u0159ed t\u00edm, ne\u017e se odebere na kut\u011b.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eJasn\u011b, n\u011bco jako pes ve fla\u0161ce,\u201c p\u0159itak\u00e1v\u00e1 mu Bob.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Pak u\u017e toho moc nezazn\u00ed. Alespo\u0148 ne moc toho, co by st\u00e1lo za zaznamen\u00e1n\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n A u\u017e v\u0161ichni sp\u00ed. Co sp\u00ed, p\u0159\u00edmo chr\u00e1pou. Jako kdyby n\u011bkdo pod p\u0159evisem \u0159ezal d\u0159\u00edv\u00ed. <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u010cas se p\u0159itom ne\u00faprosn\u011b posouv\u00e1. Odtik\u00e1vaj\u00ed vte\u0159iny, odlamuj\u00ed se minuty a sem tam zakol\u00eds\u00e1 a odpadne cel\u00e1 hodina.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Datum p\u0159esko\u010d\u00ed a zm\u011bn\u00ed se. Noc \u010dty\u0159iadvac\u00e1t\u00e9ho p\u0159etekla v r\u00e1no s \u010d\u00edslovkou o jedni\u010dku vy\u0161\u0161\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n P\u011btadvac\u00e1t\u00fd prosinec. Den, kdy p\u0159i\u0161el na sv\u011bt Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161. Tenkr\u00e1t tedy mal\u00fd Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161ek.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Magick\u00fd okam\u017eik.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Okolnosti, souvislosti a prostorov\u011b \u010dasov\u00e9 linie se zk\u0159\u00ed\u017e\u00ed, propoj\u00ed a p\u0159eskl\u00e1daj\u00ed realitu trochu jinak. Proto\u017ee jsme v Betl\u00e9msk\u00fdch skal\u00e1ch, tak, navzdory geografick\u00e9mu lapsu, z titulu toho jm\u00e9na, vlivem vy\u0159\u010den\u00fdch slov a sd\u00edlen\u00fdch my\u0161lenek otev\u0159ou se m\u00e1lo pou\u017e\u00edvan\u00e1 dv\u00ed\u0159ka a z nich vystoup\u00ed\u2026 On.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Jeho postava zvolna kr\u00e1\u010d\u00ed z mlhy. No\u010dn\u00edm tichem, mrazem protkan\u00fdm, nezazn\u00ed jedin\u00e9 slovo, ale Bob se p\u0159esto zavrt\u00ed ve sv\u00e9m spac\u00e1ku\u2026 Zavrt\u00ed se, posad\u00ed, otev\u0159e o\u010di. Nejd\u0159\u00edv m\u017eour\u00e1 jen p\u0159es ospal\u00e9 \u0161kv\u00edrky, b\u011bhem zlomku vte\u0159iny ale nev\u011b\u0159\u00edcn\u011b a s hr\u016fzou vyt\u0159e\u0161t\u00ed bulvy jako nikdy p\u0159edt\u00edm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Zmu\u010den\u00e9, zbit\u00e9 a rozl\u00e1man\u00e9 t\u011blo, poset\u00e9 bezpo\u010dtem nezhojen\u00fdch ran se hne sm\u011brem k n\u011bmu. Skrze poh\u0159ebn\u00ed roucho neprosakuje krev, ta ji\u017e p\u0159estala t\u00e9ct a v\u0161echna zran\u011bn\u00ed byla pot\u00e9 pe\u010dliv\u011b omyta, ale p\u0159esto p\u0159ese v\u0161echno se Bob rozklepe od hlavy a\u017e po paty. Hr\u016fza utrpen\u00ed, kter\u00e9 ten \u010dlov\u011bk musel p\u0159est\u00e1t dokud je\u0161t\u011b byl \u010dlov\u011bkem, ve chv\u00edl\u00edch kdy \u017eil a um\u00edral, je p\u0159\u00edmo hmatateln\u00e1.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Bob k\u0159i\u010d\u00ed do noci.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Ze strachu, ale i z l\u00edtosti, proto\u017ee celou svou du\u0161\u00ed vn\u00edm\u00e1 jak nespravedliv\u00fd a krut\u00fd osud m\u016f\u017ee n\u011bkdy b\u00fdt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Pete s Badym ho najdou s koleny p\u0159ita\u017een\u00fdmi k brad\u011b, pevn\u011b je obj\u00edm\u00e1 rukama a pl\u00e1\u010de. Je s\u00e1m. Nikoho jin\u00e9ho \u0161iroko daleko nevid\u011bt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eCo se d\u011bje, kamar\u00e1de?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n Bob v\u0161ak uklid\u0148uj\u00edc\u00ed, starostliv\u00e1 slova nevn\u00edm\u00e1. Jeho o\u010di fixuj\u00ed jeden jedin\u00fd p\u0159edm\u011bt, pe\u010dliv\u011b slo\u017een\u00fd a le\u017e\u00edc\u00ed u jeho nohou.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Kab\u00e1t. Vojensk\u00fd kab\u00e1t, o\u010dividn\u011b postar\u0161\u00edho typu, ale dokonale zachoval\u00fd. Kab\u00e1t s maskovac\u00edm potiskem zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00edho vzoru\u2026 Jako kdyby se shora d\u00edvali na palmov\u00fd h\u00e1j.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Palm\u00e1k.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Bob dostal k V\u00e1noc\u016fm od Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161ka, od toho jedin\u00e9ho a prav\u00e9ho, sv\u016fj vysn\u011bn\u00fd palm\u00e1k.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Nezd\u00e1lo se ale, \u017ee by z toho m\u011bl velkou radost.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Ten den Betl\u00e9msk\u00e9 sk\u00e1ly slavnostn\u011b ztichly, prosty jindy neodbytn\u00fdch turist\u016f a autd\u016fr\u00e1k\u016f. Hlavn\u011b k ve\u010deru. On to byl toti\u017e \u0160t\u011bdr\u00fd ve\u010der. K radosti party, zah\u0159\u00edvan\u00e9 skromn\u00fdm ohn\u00ed\u010dkem \u2013 v\u0161ak d\u0159evem nutno \u0161et\u0159it, kdy\u017e kol kolem najde\u0161 jen to provlhl\u00e9, kter\u00e9 t\u0159eba nejd\u0159\u00edv u n\u011bj usu\u0161it \u2013 padl \u010derstv\u00fd sn\u00edh. Skoro z\u00e1zrak. 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