\u201eTak z toho by jeden zvracel,\u201c odvr\u00e1til \u0161erif o\u010di od displeje mobiln\u00edho telefonu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eJe to \u010d\u00edm d\u00e1l hor\u0161\u00ed,\u201c podotkl Ir\u010dan, i kdy\u017e nem\u011bl chu\u0165 zhor\u0161ovat u\u017e tak pokleslou n\u00e1ladu v boud\u011b panuj\u00edc\u00ed. \u201eV\u0161ichni jsme si mysleli, \u017ee je to jen takovej v\u00fdst\u0159elek, co brzy odezn\u00ed. Ale ono ani n\u00e1hodou. Kemp\u016f je v t\u00fd aplikaci po\u0159\u00e1d v\u00edc a v\u00edc.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eJen\u017ee co s t\u00edm chce\u0161 ud\u011blat,\u201c utrousil Barry. \u201e\u0158ezinu nep\u0159ed\u011bl\u00e1\u0161. Je to prost\u011b magor. Dokonce je tak blbej, \u017ee pop\u00edr\u00e1 klimatick\u00fd zm\u011bny. A to si hraje na v\u011bdce. Jeho pojet\u00ed ochrany p\u0159\u00edrody z n\u011bj nevytlu\u010de\u0161.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eCo\u017e bych docela r\u00e1d zkusil,\u201c zavr\u010del \u0161erif pomstychtiv\u011b. \u201eAspo\u0148 by mi to zlep\u0161ilo n\u00e1ladu.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eJ\u00e1 bych si z toho ned\u011blal hlavu,\u201c zhoupl se Barry na \u017eidli. \u201eN\u00e1m to p\u0159ipad\u00e1 jako velkej probl\u00e9m. Jenom\u017ee ve skute\u010dnosti \u0158ezinu zn\u00e1 a poslouch\u00e1 jenom hrstka lid\u00ed. Je to bezv\u00fdznamn\u00e1 nicka, o kter\u00fd skoro nikdo nev\u00ed\u2026 \u0158ve jen v r\u00e1mci svoj\u00ed omezen\u00fd soci\u00e1ln\u00ed bubliny, do kter\u00fd okrajov\u011b vid\u00edme i my, ale ve\u0159ejnosti je \u00fapln\u011b u zadku. Mimochodem, ochran\u00e1\u0159\u016fm, kter\u00fd ho u sebe sami necht\u011bj\u00ed, t\u011bm taky. O to v\u00edc \u0159ve, proto\u017ee mu vad\u00ed, \u017ee si s n\u00edm nikdo nechce hr\u00e1t\u2026 To je v\u0161echno.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eJ\u00e1 bych ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b nerad, kdyby ta aplikace ukazovala sou\u0159adnice na\u0161ich obl\u00edben\u00fdch flek\u016f\u2026 Nebo dokonce t\u00fdhle boudy,\u201c povzdychl si \u0161erif.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
D\u0159evo v kamnech zapraskalo, p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e9 teplo linouc\u00ed se m\u00edstnost\u00ed je zvolna uklid\u0148ovalo a tak se toho zimn\u00edho ve\u010dera bavili u\u017e jen o p\u0159\u00edjemn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch z\u00e1le\u017eitostech.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
***<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Oteplilo se a vyrazili na jeden z tradi\u010dn\u00edch \u010dasn\u011b jarn\u00edch vandr\u016f. Jakmile ale dorazili t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 na m\u00edsto sv\u00e9ho putov\u00e1n\u00ed, z\u016fstali z\u00edrat jako zkoprn\u011bl\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Za norm\u00e1ln\u00edch okolnost\u00ed byl \u0160um\u00e1k, drobn\u00fd pl\u00e1cek s ohni\u0161t\u011bm, dvojic\u00ed lavi\u010dek a z\u00e1v\u011bt\u0159\u00edm s plachtou, v podstat\u011b neviditeln\u00fd. A to i kdy\u017e tam pl\u00e1polal ohe\u0148 a byl pozorov\u00e1n z vyv\u00fd\u0161eniny, na kter\u00e9 se moment\u00e1ln\u011b nach\u00e1zeli. B\u00fdval toti\u017e kryt\u00fd zhusta rostouc\u00edmi smr\u010dky\u2026 Kdysi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Te\u010f u\u017e ne.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Zrak\u016fm odkryt\u00e9 \u00fadol\u00ed\u010dko, ve kter\u00e9m se \u0160um\u00e1k nach\u00e1zel, zapl\u0148ovaly pestrobarevn\u011b od\u011bn\u00e9 postavy. N\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed si stav\u011bli stany, z nich\u017e ani jeden nectil zelen\u00fd, nebo alespo\u0148 tmav\u0161\u00ed odst\u00edn; m\u00edsto jednoho ohn\u00ed\u010dku se jich na omezen\u00e9m prostoru t\u00edsnilo hned n\u011bkolik, \u010detn\u00e9 plynov\u00e9 va\u0159i\u010de v to nepo\u010d\u00edtaje. \u0160um v\u011btru ve v\u011btv\u00edch nahradilo hul\u00e1k\u00e1n\u00ed, dopln\u011bn\u00e9 reprodukovanou hudbou.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eCo to, kur\u2026\u201c \u0160erif se v\u010das zarazil a v\u011btu nedokon\u010dil.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ir\u010dan vyt\u00e1hl mobil a nahl\u00e9dl do nen\u00e1vid\u011bn\u00e9 aplikace, kterou si ponech\u00e1val nainstalovanou v r\u00e1mci hesla \u201epoznej sv\u00e9ho nep\u0159\u00edtele.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eNojo, je to tady.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201e\u0158ezina,\u201c procedil \u0161erif nen\u00e1vistn\u011b mezi zuby.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tady p\u0159esp\u00e1vat nebudou\u2026 Patrn\u011b u\u017e nikdy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tak\u017ee zase sed\u011bli v osadn\u00ed boud\u011b. Zat\u00edmco Ir\u010dan zat\u00e1p\u011bl a \u0161erif pokrajoval chleba, cibuli a kus \u0161peku, Barry se hrabal v truhli\u010dce, skr\u00fdvaj\u00edc\u00ed osadn\u00ed canc\u00e1k, p\u00e1r knih o lesn\u00ed moudrosti, n\u011bjakou tu kovbojku a dal\u0161\u00ed d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9 spisy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eStejn\u011b nech\u00e1pu, co \u0158ezinu tolik \u017eene proti tramp\u016fm,\u201c zam\u00fd\u0161lel se Ir\u010dan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eNejsp\u00ed\u0161 mu n\u011bkdo z n\u00e1s p\u0159ebral d\u011bv\u010de,\u201c napadlo \u0161erifa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ir\u010dan zavrt\u011bl hlavou. \u201eV jeho p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b bych to h\u00e1dal sp\u00ed\u0161 na chlapce.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eA, vida,\u201c zahl\u00e1sil Barry, \u201ej\u00e1 si \u0159\u00edkal, \u017ee jsem to tu nech\u00e1val.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
S t\u011bmi slovy polo\u017eil na st\u016fl kn\u00ed\u017ee\u010dku v ko\u017een\u00e9m obalu, ozna\u010den\u00e9m n\u00e1pisem \u201eClaviculae Salomonis\u201c.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eKamar\u00e1di, pomoc\u00ed t\u00fdhle kn\u00ed\u017eky m\u016f\u017eeme \u0158ezinu naprosto zlikvidovat.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eJak to mysl\u00ed\u0161?\u201c zaj\u00edmal se \u0161erif.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201e\u00dapln\u011b jednodu\u0161e. Tohle je kabalistick\u00fd spis, podle n\u011bj m\u016f\u017eeme ud\u011blat ob\u0159ad, kterej s n\u00edm prost\u011b zato\u010d\u00ed.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eJako\u017ee zdechne?\u201c optal se \u0161erif s drobnou jisk\u0159i\u010dkou nad\u011bje, dl\u00edc\u00ed v jeho pohledu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eTo zas ne,\u201c m\u00e1vl rukou Barry. \u201eTak moc bych to nep\u0159eh\u00e1n\u011bl. Pak bychom si zahr\u00e1vali s dost nep\u0159\u00edjemn\u00fdmi d\u00e9mony\u2026 A to chce cvik a praxi. P\u0159ece nechceme dopadnout jako Faust, \u017eejo. Toho ten jeho Mefisto docela p\u0159evezl\u2026\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eM\u016f\u017eeme t\u0159eba zkusit zm\u011bnit jeho p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010den\u00ed, \u010demu v\u011b\u0159\u00ed a tak?\u201c napadlo Ir\u010dana.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Barry se zamyslel. \u201eAle asi jo. To by mohla b\u00fdt sch\u016fdn\u00e1 cesta.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
***<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bylo \u010dasn\u00e9 r\u00e1no, vlastn\u011b sp\u00ed\u0161 noc\u2026 st\u0159eda \u0161est\u00e9ho kv\u011btna, n\u011bco p\u0159ed t\u0159et\u00ed hodinou rann\u00ed. Temn\u00fdm lesem se t\u00e1hla trojice postav v b\u011blav\u00fdch h\u00e1bitech. Kdyby je n\u011bkdo potkal, jist\u011b by se vyd\u011bsil a mo\u017en\u00e1 i na m\u00edst\u011b strachy zcepen\u011bl\u2026 Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed k ni\u010demu takov\u00e9mu nedo\u0161lo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
N\u00e1hle jedna z postav zakopla a dosti nevyb\u00edrav\u011b zasakrovala.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eD\u00e1vej pozor, Ir\u010dane,\u201c prolet\u011blo tmav\u00fdm pov\u011bt\u0159\u00edm od druh\u00e9 tajemn\u00e9 figury. \u201eA neru\u0161. Mus\u00edme svou mysl soust\u0159edit na na\u0161e magick\u00e9 d\u00edlo.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eKdyby to aspo\u0148 nebylo v takovouhle nek\u0159es\u0165anskou hodinu,\u201c za\u00fap\u011bl v h\u00e1bitu navle\u010den\u00fd Ir\u010dan, nebo\u0165 to skute\u010dn\u011b byl on \u2013 a dal\u0161\u00ed dva t\u00edm p\u00e1dem ji\u017e net\u0159eba p\u0159edstavovat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Barry proto\u010dil panenky, ale v p\u0159edjit\u0159n\u00ed temnot\u011b si toho nikdo nev\u0161iml. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eProst\u011b to jinak nejde. Budeme vz\u00fdvat duchy Merkurovy, kte\u0159\u00ed pom\u00e1haj\u00ed v\u00edt\u011bzit v bitv\u00e1ch a m\u011bn\u00ed podstatu v\u011bc\u00ed \u2013 a to pr\u00e1v\u011b pot\u0159ebujeme; \u0161estka je Merkurovo \u010d\u00edslo a st\u0159eda jeho den. T\u0159et\u00ed hodina je pro dne\u0161ek vypo\u010dtena jako hodina, kter\u00e9 Merkur vl\u00e1dne\u2026\u201c <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eHele a fakt to ne\u0161lo ud\u011blat ve dne?\u201c Napadlo Ir\u010dana.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201e\u0160lo,\u201c p\u0159iznal Barry. \u201eAle v noci mi to p\u0159i\u0161lo lep\u0161\u00ed. Takov\u00fd mysti\u010dt\u011bj\u0161\u00ed.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eAch jo,\u201c za\u00fap\u011bl Ir\u010dan a Barry by se klidn\u011b vsadil, \u017ee n\u011bco podobn\u00e9ho zaslechl i ze \u0161erifova sm\u011bru.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Brzy dorazili k p\u0159evisu, ukr\u00fdvaj\u00edc\u00edmu p\u0159edem p\u0159ipraven\u00fd olt\u00e1\u0159 a postavili na n\u011bj magick\u00e9 zrcadlo, popsan\u00e9 jm\u00e9ny Jehovah, Mitraton, Elohim a Adonai.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eDouf\u00e1m, \u017ee bude fungovat,\u201c utrousil ustaran\u011b Barry. Zmi\u0148ovan\u00e1 jm\u00e9na toti\u017e m\u011bla b\u00fdt ps\u00e1na krv\u00ed b\u00edl\u00e9ho holuba, jen\u017ee \u2013 kdo by m\u011bl to srdce zavra\u017edit neboh\u00e9ho holoubka? A tak prost\u011b pou\u017eili krev, kterou z\u00edskali na jatk\u00e1ch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eA taky douf\u00e1m, \u017ee jste dodr\u017eeli ten p\u016fst, jak ohledn\u011b j\u00eddla a alkoholu, tak i sexu\u00e1ln\u00ed,\u201c obr\u00e1til se na sv\u00e9 spole\u010dn\u00edky.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eDev\u011bt dn\u00ed jste se nem\u011bli dotknout masa a\u2026\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eHele, p\u0159\u00edmo o alkoholu jako takov\u00fdm p\u0159ece nebyla \u0159e\u010d,\u201c nam\u00edtl Ir\u010dan. \u201eV Klavikul\u00edch se p\u00ed\u0161e v\u00fdslovn\u011b o v\u00edn\u011b. A to ti m\u016f\u017eu odp\u0159is\u00e1hnout, \u017ee konkr\u00e9tn\u011b v\u00edna jsem j\u00e1 nem\u011bl ani kapku.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Te\u010f pro zm\u011bnu za\u00fap\u011bl Barry. \u201eCos na tom nepochopil? V\u017edy\u0165 p\u0159eci\u2026\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eTo j\u00e1 nem\u011bl alkoholu ani kapku. A sex vlastn\u011b taky ne,\u201c pochlubil se \u0161erif.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Barry za\u00fap\u011bl podruh\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eJak vlastn\u011b taky ne<\/em>?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eNo, j\u00e1 rozhodn\u011b pochybuju, \u017ee by se dalo pokl\u00e1dat za sex, kdy\u017e\u2026\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eNe, nechci to sly\u0161et!\u201c U\u0165al jeho slova Barry.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eJestli se n\u00e1m ten ob\u0159ad n\u011bjak zvrtne, nebo se prost\u011b nepovede, nesete za to odpov\u011bdnost vy. U\u017e to zrcadlo je jinak. A te\u010f je\u0161t\u011b tohle. Sakra, konec kec\u016f, u\u017e budou t\u0159i hodiny. Jdeme na v\u011bc.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n Provedli pot\u0159ebn\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edpravy, vstoupili do trojit\u00e9ho magick\u00e9ho kruhu a lesn\u00ed temnotou se za\u010dalo oz\u00fdvat zakl\u00edn\u00e1n\u00ed:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eConjuro et confirmo super vos, Angeli fortes, sancti et potentes\u2026\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Ob\u0159ad se obe\u0161el bez \u010dehokoliv dramatick\u00e9ho. V\u0161e provedli podle n\u00e1vodu, vyslovili sv\u00e9 p\u0159\u00e1n\u00ed\u2026 Nic zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00edho se nestalo. To je trochu rozmrzelo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201e\u0160koda, asi jsme to fakt nevychytali,\u201c podotkl Barry, kdy\u017e m\u00ed\u0159ili do \u00fato\u010di\u0161t\u011b sv\u00e9 boudy aby dospali \u010das, o kter\u00fd se v noci p\u0159ipravili.<\/p>\n\n\n\n ***<\/p>\n\n\n\n Nastalo l\u00e9to, prozat\u00edm tedy jeho nesm\u011bl\u00fd za\u010d\u00e1tek, kter\u00fd p\u0159inesl jasn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed oblohu a teplej\u0161\u00ed noci, jako stvo\u0159en\u00e9 ke span\u00ed pod \u0161ir\u00e1kem. A p\u0159inesl tak\u00e9 tradi\u010dn\u00ed potlach, kter\u00fd nebylo mo\u017eno bojkotovat. Tradice je tradice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Na potlachovi\u0161ti se zvolna sch\u00e1zeli a zalamovali palce dob\u0159\u00ed zn\u00e1m\u00ed stejn\u011b jako ti co se potkaj\u00ed jen ob\u010das, sem tam nov\u00e1\u010dek, kter\u00fd zav\u00edtal poprv\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Na\u0161e trojice zrovna dostav\u011bla sv\u00e9 bydl\u00edky, kdy\u017e trampsk\u00fdm shrom\u00e1\u017ed\u011bn\u00edm prob\u011bhl jak\u00fdsi \u0161um. Pak se v\u0161ichni seb\u011bhli dohromady a n\u00e1hle dr\u017eeli ve sv\u00e9m sev\u0159en\u00ed podsaditou, ople\u0161lou postavi\u010dku, na slezin\u00e1ch nev\u00eddanou, ale p\u0159esto v\u0161em dob\u0159e zn\u00e1mou.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eAle no tak, kamar\u00e1di, nebu\u010fte na m\u011b zl\u00ed, j\u00e1 se zm\u011bnil,\u201c vyr\u00e1\u017eel ze sebe vyd\u011b\u0161en\u00fd \u0158ezina, kter\u00fd prozat\u00edm neutrp\u011bl v\u00e1\u017en\u011bj\u0161\u00ed \u00fajmu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eP\u0159\u00edsah\u00e1m, tu blbou aplikaci jsem zru\u0161il, u\u017e neexistuje! Uv\u011bdomil jsem si, jak moc jsem v\u00e1m ubli\u017eoval \u2013 a chci to v\u0161echno napravit. Kamar\u00e1di, j\u00e1 toti\u017e \u2013 j\u00e1 toti\u017e chci b\u00fdt taky tramp.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n To v\u0161echny zarazilo. Pak si o\u010di na \u0158ezinovi spo\u010d\u00edvaj\u00edc\u00ed pov\u0161imly jeho oble\u010den\u00ed a v\u00fdbavy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Postar\u0161\u00ed \u2013 zelen\u00fd ov\u0161em \u2013 kletr, vytahan\u00e9 mask\u00e1\u010dov\u00e9 triko, kalhoty se vzorem jehli\u010d\u00ed\u2026 A o\u0161oupan\u00e9 kanady. T\u011b\u017eko \u0159\u00edct kde to spla\u0161il, ale aspo\u0148 se sna\u017eil zapadnout, o tom nebylo pochyb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eM\u00e1 pravdu,\u201c prohl\u00e1sil do ticha Ir\u010dan, kontroluj\u00edc\u00ed displej sv\u00e9ho telefonu. \u201eTa aplikace je mimo provoz. Nefunguje.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n N\u011bkolik dal\u0161\u00edch si jeho slova ov\u011b\u0159ilo \u2013 a lyn\u010d byl odlo\u017een na neur\u010dito.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eTa v\u011bc u\u017e nikdy nebude ukazovat sou\u0159adnice camp\u016f,\u201c sliboval \u0158ezina. \u201eJ\u00e1 to toti\u017e v\u0161echno pochopil. Kamar\u00e1di, odpus\u0165te. A \u0159\u00edkejte mi pros\u00edm Ivane. Ne\u017e mi vymysl\u00edte n\u011bjakou trefnou p\u0159ezd\u00edvku\u2026\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eTak\u017ee ob\u0159ad se p\u0159ece jen zda\u0159il,\u201c odtu\u0161il Barry k Ir\u010danovi a \u0161erifovi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Po kr\u00e1tk\u00e9 diskuzi bylo rozhodnuto neust\u00e1le \u017eadon\u00edc\u00edho \u0158ezinu na potlachu blahosklonn\u011b ponechat. \u017de se uvid\u00ed, co d\u00e1l.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Radost z toho m\u011bl neskute\u010dnou.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eD\u011bkuju, d\u011bkuju\u2026 J\u00e1 v\u00e1m na revan\u0161 t\u0159eba na\u0161t\u00edp\u00e1m d\u0159\u00edv\u00ed\u2026\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n Nebyl to dobr\u00fd n\u00e1pad.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Uk\u00e1zalo se, \u017ee sekera je pro Ivana nebezpe\u010dn\u00fd n\u00e1stroj. Ne\u017e mu ji zabavili, m\u00e1lem se toti\u017e zmrza\u010dil.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eNem\u00e1m ten grif, no,\u201c \u0159\u00edkal zat\u00edmco byl obvazov\u00e1n. \u201eAle to se nau\u010d\u00edm.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eKouk\u00e1m ale, \u017ee v\u00e1m vyhaslo t\u00e1mhle to mal\u00e9 ohni\u0161t\u011b \u2013 hned tam rozd\u011bl\u00e1m ohe\u0148.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n Nerozd\u011blal, musel b\u00fdt vysvobozen z oblak\u016f dusiv\u00e9ho d\u00fdmu, jinak by v nich snad nechal du\u0161i.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eKdy\u017e j\u00e1 jsem zvyklej na ten plynovej va\u0159i\u010d, \u017eejo\u2026 Pardon.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n Sv\u00fdm groteskn\u00edm chov\u00e1n\u00edm, kter\u00e9 nicm\u00e9n\u011b o\u010dividn\u011b myslel dob\u0159e, se postupn\u011b postaral o zm\u011bnu v\u0161eobecn\u00e9 n\u00e1lady, a to k lep\u0161\u00edmu. Potom, co se po\u0159ezal p\u0159i kr\u00e1jen\u00ed chleba, usadil se v mraveni\u0161ti a sp\u00e1lil si tlamu \u010dajem, se mu v\u0161ichni u\u017e sp\u00ed\u0161 jen uchecht\u00e1vali a p\u0159est\u00e1vali ho pozorovat s nen\u00e1vist\u00ed v o\u010d\u00edch. Zd\u00e1lo se, \u017ee \u0158ezina, ten odv\u011bk\u00fd \u0161k\u016fdce, opravdu p\u0159e\u0161el na spr\u00e1vnou stranu. Za zp\u011bvu Vlajky dok\u00e1zal st\u00e1t ti\u0161e, a a\u010d o\u010dividn\u011b neznal slova, Pajdovid\u00edky se je nepokou\u0161el opakovat po ostatn\u00edch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Zato potom, kdy\u017e p\u0159i\u0161la na \u0159adu zp\u00edvan\u00e1\u2026 Odkudsi vykouzlil kytaru \u2013 ano, p\u00e1r akord\u016f je\u0161t\u011b zvl\u00e1dal, ale p\u0159esto se nechytal. A tak, jeliko\u017e sebest\u0159ednost ho ani po zm\u011bn\u011b na trampsk\u00e9ho el\u00e9va o\u010dividn\u011b neopustila, pokou\u0161el se na sebe strhnout pozornost v\u017edy, kdy\u017e nastala na chv\u00edli pauza. Jen\u017ee\u2026 I jeho reperto\u00e1r byl stejn\u011b potrhl\u00fd jako cel\u00e1 \u0158ezinova osobnost.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eA na Oko\u0159 je c\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9sta, jako \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 z\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9sta\u2026\u201c Zkusil to poprv\u00e9 a p\u0159i\u0161el o kytaru. Do\u010dasn\u011b, tak \u017ealostn\u011b o ni \u0161kemral, \u017ee si ji vy\u017eebral zp\u00e1tky.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Chv\u00edli dal pokoj, ale pak mu to zase nedalo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eU st\u00e1nk\u016f\u016f\u016f na levnou kr\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1su\u2026\u201c Plesk!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Ta facka byla dob\u0159e m\u00ed\u0159en\u00e1 i m\u00edn\u011bn\u00e1, taky ho uklidnila na del\u0161\u00ed dobu. Stejn\u011b ale p\u0159idal dal\u0161\u00ed extempore.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eAsi budou cht\u00edt sp\u00ed\u0161 n\u011bco o kovboj\u00edch,\u201c zamumlal si pod pomysln\u00fdmi vousy a spustil pot\u0159et\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eT\u00e1ta mi v\u017edycky \u0159\u00edkal \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd strachy, se\u0161 kovboj, v Coloradu m\u016f\u017ee\u0161 kr\u00e1vy p\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1st\u2026\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n To u\u017e \u0161el do potoka. Tedy, ne\u0161el. Byl tam vhozen i rozpa\u010dit\u00fd odpor, kter\u00fd p\u00e1r okam\u017eik\u016f kladl.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Kytara mu byla zabavena a pod pohr\u016f\u017ekou roub\u00edku musel p\u0159isl\u00edbit, \u017ee u\u017e nezazp\u00edv\u00e1 ani \u0148. A tak tam st\u00e1l u ohn\u011b, t\u0159\u00e1sl se zimou, doufal, \u017ee brzy uschne a pozoroval okol\u00ed pohledem \u0161t\u011bn\u011bte vd\u011b\u010dn\u00e9ho za to, \u017ee nemus\u00ed b\u00fdt samo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eS t\u00edm bude je\u0161t\u011b hodn\u011b pr\u00e1ce,\u201c \u0159ekl ne\u0161\u0165astn\u011b Ir\u010dan. <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eA kdo za to m\u016f\u017ee? Kdo nedodr\u017eel pravidla?\u201c Barryho slova p\u0159\u00edmo p\u0159et\u00e9kala sarkasmem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eOb\u00e1v\u00e1m se, \u017ee jsme probl\u00e9m jen p\u0159eklopili do jin\u00e9 roviny. Ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b dr\u017ete jazyk za zuby. Je\u0161t\u011b by n\u00e1m \u0158ezinu p\u0159id\u011blili, a\u0165 ho nau\u010d\u00edme co se mezi trampy slu\u0161\u00ed a pat\u0159\u00ed.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eJen to ne,\u201c zhrozil se \u0161erif.<\/p>\n\n\n\n A tak necekli u\u017e ani slovo a d\u011blali jako\u017ee nic. V jednom ale m\u011bli jasno \u2013 s magi\u00ed si p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b rad\u011bji zahr\u00e1vat nebudou.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u201eTak z toho by jeden zvracel,\u201c odvr\u00e1til \u0161erif o\u010di od displeje mobiln\u00edho telefonu. \u201eJe to \u010d\u00edm d\u00e1l hor\u0161\u00ed,\u201c podotkl Ir\u010dan, i kdy\u017e nem\u011bl chu\u0165 zhor\u0161ovat u\u017e tak pokleslou n\u00e1ladu v boud\u011b panuj\u00edc\u00ed. \u201eV\u0161ichni jsme si mysleli, \u017ee je to jen takovej v\u00fdst\u0159elek, co brzy odezn\u00ed. Ale ono ani n\u00e1hodou. 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Te\u010f se prost\u011b choval jen jako lempl\u2026 Jist\u011b, lempl to on byl v\u017edycky. Moment\u00e1ln\u011b ale z n\u011bj byl lempl nez\u00e1ludn\u00fd, ob\u010das a\u017e k politov\u00e1n\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n