Fredy, Johny a Skunk byli kamar\u00e1di. Co kamar\u00e1di, znamenali pro sebe mnohem v\u00edc ne\u017e se pod t\u00edmhle slovem obvykle rozum\u00ed, byli si prost\u011b tak bl\u00edzc\u00ed, jak mohou b\u00fdt jen lid\u00e9, kte\u0159\u00ed spolu del\u0161\u00ed \u010das trempuj\u00ed. A oni spolu trempovali u\u017e p\u011bknou \u0159\u00e1dku let.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mo\u017en\u00e1 byste r\u00e1di v\u011bd\u011bli, jak p\u0159i\u0161li ke sv\u00fdm p\u0159ezd\u00edvk\u00e1m-no, nen\u00ed na tom nic zvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165 zaj\u00edmav\u00e9ho-Fredy a Johny si prop\u016fj\u010dili p\u0159ezd\u00edvky ze sv\u00fdch obl\u00edben\u00fdch western\u016f a i Skunka naz\u00fdvali n\u011bjakou dobu Chrisem. P\u0159esn\u011bji \u0159e\u010deno do okam\u017eiku, kdy si na jednom \u010dundru, po celodenn\u00edm pochodu, kdy\u017e se spole\u010dn\u011b uvelebili u ohn\u011b, sundal kanady z nohou. Krajinou tenkr\u00e1t zavanul od\u00e9r, p\u0159ed n\u00edm\u017e zdrhaly m\u00e1lem i stromy, o lesn\u00ed zv\u011b\u0159i nemluv\u011b. „Ty smrd\u00ed\u0161 jako skunk,“ \u0159ekli tenkr\u00e1t, kdy\u017e se probrali z bezv\u011bdom\u00ed, i kdy\u017e tu\u0161ili \u017ee skunkovi by p\u0159i setk\u00e1n\u00ed s Chrisem bez bot slezly hr\u016fzou chlupy. U skunka u\u017e ale z\u016fstalo a z Chrise tak byl Skunk s velk\u00fdm S. Zpo\u010d\u00e1tku sice svou novou p\u0159ezd\u00edvku ura\u017een\u011b ignoroval, ale po \u010dase si zvykl a i na ni byl hrd\u00fd. „Jsem pochoduj\u00edc\u00ed chemick\u00e1 zbra\u0148,“ \u0159\u00edk\u00e1val.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jednou ze za\u010d\u00e1tku prosince, kdy\u017e po \u0159ad\u011b mokr\u00fdch zim kone\u010dn\u011b p\u0159i\u0161la jedna opravdov\u00e1, kdy mrzlo a\u017e pra\u0161t\u011blo a krajina le\u017eela pod b\u011blostnou sn\u011bhovou p\u0159ikr\u00fdvkou, napadla Fredyho \u00fa\u017easn\u00e1 v\u011bc (Fredyho podle jeho vlastn\u00edho n\u00e1zoru napadaly jen sam\u00e9 \u00fa\u017easn\u00e9 v\u011bci). Pojedou na Mikul\u00e1\u0161e na vandr! Slovo dalo slovo a tak p\u00e1t\u00e9ho prosince r\u00e1no sed\u011bli ve vlaku, mastili karty, posil\u0148ovali se d\u00e1msk\u00fdm lik\u00e9rem na t\u0159i a nen\u00e1padn\u011b kou\u0159ili z okna. Kdy\u017e je spat\u0159il pr\u016fvod\u010d\u00ed, trochu se zarazil. „Vy budete sp\u00e1t venku?“ zeptal se.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
„No jasn\u011b!“ zvolali hrd\u011b. „Nejsme \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd b\u00e9\u010dka!“<\/p>\n\n\n\n
„Zmrznete,“ utrousil pr\u016fvod\u010d\u00ed, pro\u0161t\u00edpl jim l\u00edstky a ode\u0161el do dal\u0161\u00edho vag\u00f3nu. Na\u0161i hrdinov\u00e9 se za\u010dali tak \u0161\u00edlen\u011b chechtat ned\u016fv\u011b\u0159e v jejich schopnosti, a\u017e n\u011bkolik cestuj\u00edc\u00edch zb\u011bhlo do ostatn\u00edch vag\u00f3n\u016f a jeden dokonce vysko\u010dil ven, kde si pak zara\u017een\u00fd a\u017e po hlavu ve dvoumetrov\u00e9 z\u00e1v\u011bji liboval jak\u00fd m\u00e1 bo\u017esk\u00fd klid. Fredy na\u010dal dal\u0161\u00ed l\u00e1hev rozumn\u011b ulo\u017een\u00e9 m\u011bny a znovu se pustili do karet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Po n\u011bjak\u00fdch dvou hodin\u00e1ch nep\u0159\u00edli\u0161 rychl\u00e9 j\u00edzdy vlak zastavil v jejich c\u00edlov\u00e9 stanici. Za hul\u00e1k\u00e1n\u00ed „v\u00fdsadek, v\u00fdsadek“ vysk\u00e1kali na zasn\u011b\u017een\u00e9 n\u00e1stupi\u0161t\u011b zapadl\u00e9 stani\u010dky, nabrali do plic mraziv\u00fd podhorsk\u00fd vzduch a rozhl\u00e9dli se po krajin\u011b. Kam a\u017e oko dohl\u00e9dlo, rozprost\u00edrala se sn\u011bhem d\u016fkladn\u011b pocukrovan\u00e1 pole, tu a tam poka\u0148kan\u00e1 hejny kr\u00e1koraj\u00edc\u00edch havran\u016f. A krom\u011b toho-nikde u\u017e nebylo v\u016fbec nic. Ani \u017eiv\u00e1\u010dka, ani \u010dlov\u00ed\u010dka nevid\u011bt.Fredy, Johny a Skunk si p\u0159ip\u00e1lili nezbytn\u00e9 startova\u010dky, zav\u011bsili je frajersky do koutku \u00fast a vyrazili naproti \u0161edav\u00fdm skal\u00e1m, zdvihaj\u00edc\u00edm se na obzoru n\u00e1hle a bez varov\u00e1n\u00ed z pol\u00ed rovn\u00fdch jako st\u016fl.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
S mnoha \u0161\u0165avnat\u00fdmi nad\u00e1vkami, p\u0159i kter\u00fdch se i mohutn\u00e9 sosny chv\u011bly jako ve v\u011btru, vy\u0161l\u00e1pli strm\u00fd kopec a u\u017e si to hasili do hospody, aby doplnili vypocen\u00e9 tekutiny. Na udr\u017eov\u00e1n\u00ed st\u00e1l\u00e9 hladiny tekutin v t\u011ble na\u0161i kamar\u00e1di nikdy nezapom\u00ednali. „Zdrav\u00ed m\u00e1\u0161 jen jedno,“ \u0159\u00edk\u00e1val Johny.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Usedli a rozhodli se, \u017ee si daj\u00ed jedno pivo. Tedy jedno p\u011btipivo, samoz\u0159ejm\u011b. A jak u\u017e to tak b\u00fdv\u00e1, p\u011btipiva p\u0159i\u0161la nakonec za ka\u017ed\u00fdm dv\u011b. Pozdravili se s nimi, z\u00e1libn\u011b si je jedno po druh\u00e9m prohl\u00e9dli v p\u016fllitrech a pak jim dovolili oh\u0159\u00e1t se v jejich \u017e\u00edzniv\u00fdch \u00fatrob\u00e1ch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mezit\u00edm se setm\u011blo, ne snad \u017ee by se u\u017e stm\u00edvalo, ale prost\u011b proto, \u017ee oblohu pokryl hust\u00fd mrak, kter\u00fd hned nato za\u010dal kobercov\u00fdmi n\u00e1lety bombardovat kraj myri\u00e1dami k\u0159ehk\u00fdch sn\u011bhov\u00fdch vlo\u010dek. Kamar\u00e1di se-sice trochu bl\u00e1boliv\u011b ale p\u0159ece-usnesli na tom, \u017ee u\u017e maj\u00ed dost a bylo by z\u00e1hodno vyrazit na kemp. Jak se \u0159eklo, tak taky ud\u011blali. Kemp na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed nebyl daleko a tak u\u017e za p\u016fldruh\u00e9 hodiny sed\u011bli ve srubu na vysok\u00e9 sk\u00e1le a h\u0159\u00e1li si nohy u ohn\u011b vesele pl\u00e1polaj\u00edc\u00edho v kamenn\u00e9m krbu. Ud\u011blali si \u010daj se zbytkem rumu, zav\u0159e\u0161t\u011bli p\u00e1r p\u00edsni\u010dek, vypr\u00e1v\u011bli si vtipy a v\u016fbec se m\u011bli moc dob\u0159e. Byli r\u00e1di, \u017ee jsou zase jednou spolu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pozd\u011b v noci, kdy\u017e u\u017e se chystali ulehnout do p\u00e9\u0159ov\u00fdch spac\u00e1k\u016f, Johny s Fredym jako jeden mu\u017e vstali, zahrabali ve sv\u00fdch b\u00e1glech a vyt\u00e1hli pleten\u00e9 pun\u010dochy. Fredy \u010dervenou a Johny zelenou, se \u017elut\u00fdmi punt\u00edky.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
„Jdeme na to,“ k\u00fdvli na sebe a oto\u010dili se na udiven\u011b z\u00edraj\u00edc\u00edho Skunka. „Tak poj\u010f taky, ne?“ „Kam?“ zeptal se Skunk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
„No-v\u017edy\u0165 je Mikul\u00e1\u0161e,“ ozn\u00e1mili mu,“ty sis snad nevzal \u017e\u00e1dnou pun\u010dochu na nad\u00edlku?“<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sakra, na to jsem zapomn\u011bl, p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161lel Skunk. Ale o nad\u00edlku bych nerad p\u0159i\u0161el … A nav\u00edc bych vypadal jako zapomn\u011btliv\u00fd blb …<\/p>\n\n\n\n
„Ale to v\u00edte \u017ee vzal,“ zalhal. „Jenom\u017ee j\u00e1 ji d\u00e1m ven tajn\u011b, a\u017e u\u017e budete sp\u00e1t.U n\u00e1s doma se to tak d\u011bl\u00e1, v\u00edte?“<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fredy s Johnym pokr\u010dili rameny, vylezli do mrazu a p\u0159i\u0161pendlili sv\u00e9 pun\u010dochy ke st\u011bn\u011b srubu. „To jsem zv\u011bdav, co asi dostanu,“ poznamenal Johny kdy\u017e se vraceli.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
„J\u00e1 taky,“ \u0159ekl Fredy, „loni to nest\u00e1lo za nic.“ A se smutnou tv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed si p\u0159ipomn\u011bl ty nekone\u010dn\u00e9 haldy uhl\u00ed, kter\u00e9 pak celou zimu sv\u00e1\u017eel do sklepa … Je\u0161t\u011b\u017ee se mu je povedlo ztopit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Skunk si po\u010dkal, a\u017e se od obou za\u010dnou oz\u00fdvat zn\u00e1m\u00e9 zvuky, p\u0159ipom\u00ednaj\u00edc\u00ed \u0159ez\u00e1n\u00ed d\u0159eva, pak si po\u010dkal je\u0161t\u011b chvilku a je\u0161t\u011b jednu, aby m\u011bl jistotu …a vyrazil ven ze srubu. V\u0161e m\u011bl perfektn\u011b promy\u0161len\u00e9. Na\u0161el Fredyho a Johnyho pun\u010dochy-obez\u0159etn\u011b se rozhl\u00e9dl-fajn-vyprostil nohu z kanady a vedle \u010dis\u0165ounk\u00fdch pun\u010doch sv\u00fdch kamar\u00e1d\u016f p\u0159i\u0161pendlil i svou vlastn\u00ed propocenou pono\u017eku. R\u00e1no mus\u00ed vst\u00e1t prvn\u00ed, p\u0159in\u00e9st jim jejich pun\u010dochy s nad\u00edlkou od Mikul\u00e1\u0161e, tu svoji nad\u00edlku vysypat na st\u016fl ve srubu a pono\u017eku si znovu obl\u00e9knout. Kdyby se ho ptali po pun\u010do\u0161e, \u0159ekne \u017ee mu n\u00e1hodou upadla do ohn\u011b a sho\u0159ela. Ano, a taky mus\u00ed hned por\u00e1nu rozd\u011blat ohe\u0148, aby jeho historka zn\u011bla pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do r\u00e1na se vy\u010dasilo a tak Skunka probudilo slune\u010dn\u00ed sv\u011btlo, derouc\u00ed se \u0161kv\u00edrami ve st\u011bn\u00e1ch dovnit\u0159do srubu. Pohl\u00e9dl na hodinky-dev\u011bt hodin, ale Johny s Fredym je\u0161t\u011b na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed sp\u00ed… Nesly\u0161n\u011b vstal, bez hluku rozd\u011blal ohe\u0148 a potichu otev\u0159el dve\u0159e. Vykro\u010dil k pun\u010doch\u00e1m a…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
„N\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9!!!!“ ozval se stra\u0161liv\u00fd v\u00fdk\u0159ik, pln\u00fd d\u011bsu a zoufalstv\u00ed. Fredy s Johnym byli v m\u017eiku na nohou.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
„Co to bylo?“ zeptali se jeden druh\u00e9ho. A jako odpov\u011b\u010f se zven\u010d\u00ed za\u010dal oz\u00fdvat usedav\u00fd pl\u00e1\u010d ne\u0161\u0165astn\u00e9ho lidsk\u00e9ho tvora.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
„Skunk!“ vyslovil Johny my\u0161lenku, kter\u00e1 jim ob\u011bma bleskla hlavou. „Aby se mu tak n\u011bco stalo,“ vyrazil ze sebe Fredy a oba dva se vrhli ven, p\u0159ed srub.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ve vesel\u00fdch paprsc\u00edch rann\u00edho slunce tam spat\u0159ili stra\u0161livou sc\u00e9nu. Skunk plakal nad t\u011blem obtloustl\u00e9ho sta\u0159e\u010dka s n\u016f\u0161\u00ed, berlou a mohutn\u00fdmi b\u00edl\u00fdmi fousy. P\u0159ed n\u00edm, p\u0159i\u0161pendlen\u00e9 ke st\u011bn\u011b srubu, visely dv\u011b napln\u011bn\u00e9 pun\u010dochy, jedna \u010derven\u00e1 a jedna zelen\u00e1 se \u017elut\u00fdmi punt\u00edky. T\u0159et\u00ed, neidentifikovateln\u00e9 hn\u011bdo\u010derno\u0161ed\u00e9 barvy, dr\u017eel sta\u0159e\u010dek ve ztuhl\u00e9 ruce. Ve tv\u00e1\u0159i se mu zra\u010dilo nev\u00fdslovn\u00e9 utrpen\u00ed, kter\u00e9 p\u0159ed svou smrt\u00ed patrn\u011b za\u017eil. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b, byl to Mikul\u00e1\u0161. Naplnil Fredyho a Johnyho pun\u010dochy a cht\u011bl nad\u011blit i Skunkovi-ale podlehl stra\u0161liv\u00e9mu aroma, kter\u00e9 se z n\u00ed linulo. Opod\u00e1l le\u017eeli i \u010dert s and\u011blem-chud\u00e1ci, z\u0159ejm\u011b mu cht\u011bli pomoci.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fredy p\u0159ehl\u00e9dl pl\u00e1cek p\u0159ed srubem a hned m\u011bl jasno. „Skunku, tys ho zabil,“ ucedil mezi zuby. Skunk se rozbre\u010del je\u0161t\u011b v\u00edc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“ A \u010derta s and\u011blem taky!“ p\u0159idal se Johny.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
„Co te\u010f budeme d\u011blat?“<\/p>\n\n\n\n
„Mus\u00edme se jich n\u011bjak zbavit…“<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A tak jejich t\u011bla ve v\u0161\u00ed tajnosti poh\u0159bili v jedn\u00e9 nep\u0159\u00edstupn\u00e9 jeskyni ve skal\u00e1ch. Od toho dne Mikul\u00e1\u0161 s nad\u00edlkou nechod\u00ed a mus\u00ed n\u00e1m ho nahrazovat na\u0161i rodi\u010de a p\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Fredy, Johny a Skunk byli kamar\u00e1di. Co kamar\u00e1di, znamenali pro sebe mnohem v\u00edc ne\u017e se pod t\u00edmhle slovem obvykle rozum\u00ed, byli si prost\u011b tak bl\u00edzc\u00ed, jak mohou b\u00fdt jen lid\u00e9, kte\u0159\u00ed spolu del\u0161\u00ed \u010das trempuj\u00ed. A oni spolu trempovali u\u017e p\u011bknou \u0159\u00e1dku let. Mo\u017en\u00e1 byste r\u00e1di v\u011bd\u011bli, jak p\u0159i\u0161li ke sv\u00fdm p\u0159ezd\u00edvk\u00e1m-no, nen\u00ed na tom…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-373","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-trampske-povidky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jirihons.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jirihons.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jirihons.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jirihons.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jirihons.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=373"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jirihons.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":374,"href":"https:\/\/jirihons.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373\/revisions\/374"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jirihons.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=373"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jirihons.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=373"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jirihons.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=373"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}